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Ello, I'm Asa and if you are a member the crossing christian church you probably already know me. But if you don't, I am a freshman at New Albany High and love MyChurch (I am on it every day.) I'm also an Eagle Scout.

15:9 And in the twentieth year of Jeroboam king of Israel reigned Asa over Judah.

1 Kings 15:9 KJV

As you can see I was a king please don't be amazed. This is me and well goodbye. ;)

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

They still are!

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