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Lemon Meringue Pi or Superman v. Batman
Beju
Beju | 54 Comments | December 11, 2007 |517 views
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Jodi Ann Fry
  Jodi Ann Fry  December 11, 2007

I was right there with you until the last paragraph. Then I got lost. But really good point! Let's all make the pi better.

BTW whats the joke on the way you spell pie (pi)? 

Asa01
  Asa01  December 11, 2007
Donkeys have layers too.
Beju
  Beju  December 11, 2007
No they don't, they wear their feelings on their sleeves.  And Pi is 3.14.... It's a math thing...
Kimi Dee
  Kimi Dee  December 11, 2007
I was expecting a math reference in there somewhere.  Only a mathmatics major... 
Joe Spleen
  Joe Spleen  December 12, 2007
While I could do an entire nlog on why Batman is better, I will only offer a few.

When Superman jumps in front on a machine gun or death ray, what does he risk?  Nothing!  The guy cannot be hurt!  And how did he get his powers?  His biochemistry just happens to give him super strength in the light of a yellow sun!

Contrast this to Batman, who had to earn every ability he has, through blood sweat and tears!
And even though a gun could actually harm him, he jumps in front of them all the time!  The man has will of pure steel.

And as Melissa Cantrell has said to me many times, "Superman is an orphan, and nobody likes orphans."

Good night.
Asa01
  Asa01  December 12, 2007
Ooops I believe Batman is also an orphan.  His parents both being shot when he was just a lad.
Beju
  Beju  December 12, 2007

In further response to Mr. Spleen, Superman is willing to jump in front of things that can kill him.  I was never fond of the "Death of Superman" storyline, but Superman was willing to die before letting Doomsday destroy the world.  Nor has Superman ever run from any magical villians or even those bearing kryptonite.  Superman and Batman have both had to put forth much effort.  Batman has to work hard to get his abilities, and Superman has to work hard to keep his abilities is check.  Superman is all about restraint.  And yes they were both orphans, but Superman was adopted, Batman wasn't...

Melissa
  Melissa  December 12, 2007

Ahem...And just how many times have I said that?  All I remember saying about orphans is that they should work the coal mines.

I really don't appreciated being misquoted.

Great blog Ben, BTW.

Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 12, 2007

Yes! But who has the cooler uniform!

It sure isn't the orphans! 

Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 12, 2007
Oh! and by the way, meringue reminds me of calf slobber, I always take it off the pi(e).
Jodi Ann Fry
  Jodi Ann Fry  December 12, 2007
ew. I will never look at meringue the same way again.
Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 12, 2007
Just close your eyes and it will be fine.
Melissa
  Melissa  December 12, 2007
Is that what you do Bob? Lol.
Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 12, 2007
NO! Meringue is almost the broccoli of pie toppings. I can eat it, but why?
C A Fry
  C A Fry  December 13, 2007

Susie would no doubt join the anti-meringue harangue, but she would also include whipped cream or any of its imitators. When I used to like pie, I definitely did like a good, nicely browned meringue on a real lemon meringue pie.

But say, BLB, what experience do you have with calf slobbers anyway? I missed the Bob on the farm stories. Is there a part of your life story I am totally ignorant of?

Kimi Dee
  Kimi Dee  December 13, 2007
I can't say I know what meringue is, but I can now honestly assert that I will never EVER try it.  Thanks, Bob, for saving me from a slimey-calf-slobbery experience.
C A Fry
  C A Fry  December 13, 2007
Kimi, you've most likely had meringue some time or other, but I guess you could've missed out. It's just egg whites whipped with sugar and then baked. It's a very traditional topping on lemon pies, and there are cookies made of it, very light and crispy. Crisped foam.
Christie
  Christie  December 13, 2007

MMMM-mmm, gotta love that CRISPED FOAM!!

 You know what goes good with lemon pie?  Cream cheese.  As in Lemon Cream Cheese pie from Marie Callendar's.  That is heaven on a plate!!!

Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 13, 2007

C A, I've lived in Bakersfield my whole life and moved to a different house every year until highschool, so I had opportunity to come across a calf or two. Back in the day there were farm animals all over town. Of course it would have been cool to live on a farm (I think), being able to have cow pi fights and the like, but they were around.

And Kimi, you shouid enjoy a nice meringue sometime, it's not terrible it's, to me, a texture thing. And like broccoli, I am told, it is an acquired taste. 

Beju
  Beju  December 13, 2007

I apparantly acquired it very early.  I have always loved the meringue.  Even now I am willing to eat mine, my mother's, and often my wife's.  And those cookies are good, too.

On the other hand, I don't know about the cow pi fights.  I know what's in a cow pi... 

C A Fry
  C A Fry  December 13, 2007

I too knew the source of the pile left by a cow. Some who tossed them with reckless abandon in the grandparents's old pasture think that I did that too, but I always knew the difference between a dirt clod and the debris from cow digestion, and always discriminated in what I handled.

I could almost go for a lemon meringue pie. But then I'm mighty hungry. 

Asa01
  Asa01  December 13, 2007
I seem to have been a little mistaken in what it takes to seem cool.  You don't have to hit refresh abunch of times just get the topic around to food and bingo the comments come flying in.
Melissa
  Melissa  December 13, 2007

I guess no one told you, Asa, that meringue is a highly controversial topic. I say you post a blog about cream pies next. I see that's where this might be heading.

I would like to add my name to the list of meringue haters. But as for broccoli, I could eat is as a meal. Chad makes the best pan-roasted broccoli you'll ever taste. And it doesn't at all look like calf slobber. 

Beju
  Beju  December 14, 2007

I was thinking of green vegetables, but that is already going on here anyway. 

Yes I too enjoy broccoli, with just a dab of mayonnaise.  Yet another white food that I like... 

Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 14, 2007
It does seem as though pie can be the subject great debate, be it my beloved apple or Elmo's "uneatable" sour cream raisin, everybody has an opinion about pie. Food, in general, will spark a debate about what is yummy and what is broccoli, with everyone involved wanting to add to the conversation. So I say let the "food fight" continue.
Beju
  Beju  December 14, 2007
what kind of apple pie?
Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 14, 2007
Alamode, I'm not sure how to spell it, (with ice cream) of course. Or maybe some cheese, or even french apple, warmed up. But almost always with ice cream!
Jodi Ann Fry
  Jodi Ann Fry  December 14, 2007
I confirm Kim's testimony that she has never tried Meringue, because I too have never tried it. Unless Julie's frosting counts, because I did try a finger dip of that. But I never have liked the sound of lemon pie, and have never tried it. My pie familiarity is very limited, and was even more so before meeting Josh. Probably limited to apple, pumpkin, and cherry. Now I can say I've tried chocalate pudding, peach, and maybe a few others I can't remember now.  We weren't subjected to many potlucks as kids. What a deprived childhood we had. To think I missed out on calf-slobber and more of the finer foods in life. (brusselsprouts)
Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 14, 2007
Don't even get me started on brusselsprouts!
Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 14, 2007
Oor as I call them "little cabbages of death".
Melissa
  Melissa  December 14, 2007
So, blb, is there a veggie that you do like? Or are you a Mike Babb?
Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 14, 2007

I, in fact, do like a lot of veggies. Not peas, but peas & carrots, squash, green beans, thanks Allie, lettuce, tomato, potatoes, bell peppers nad hot peppers,celery and several more. I generally have problems with veggies that smell as though they came from another room in the house, if you know what I mean.

and I feel about pie the same way! 

Beju
  Beju  December 14, 2007

Everyone likes Grandma's green beans.  Squash is my favorite. 

On the other hand, I'm not sure hot peppers can really be called a veggie. :) 

Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 14, 2007
You mean nachos aren't health food? I was counting on Jalipenos for a healthy good start.
Joe Spleen
  Joe Spleen  December 15, 2007
I do in fact eat vegetables, I am just more choosy about them.  Among the vegetable I eat are the following: Corn, Green Beans, Brocolli, Potatoes, Carrots, Chicken, Garlic and Peanuts.  And I don't want to hear any of you vegetable elitists trying to bring down my blessed potatoes, they come out of the dirt, and they have skin.  That's right, those are my criteria for vegetables, if they come from dirt, and they have some sort of skin, they are a vegetable! 

And according the my research and above criteria, hot peppers are of course a vegetable.
Beju
  Beju  December 15, 2007
So, how does chicken come from dirt? 
Samantha Babb
  Samantha Babb  December 15, 2007
Michael......you do not eat brocolli or carrots except for the rarest of occasions when they are mixed in with fried rice and even then they are chopped up so tiny you can't really taste them anyway. And as for the corn and green beans that is also rare and you usually take the smallest helping possible, eat it as fast as you can, and then spread the rest of your food around on your plate to pretend that the corn or green beans never existed on your plate. I will give you potatoes even though they are pretty much the unhealthiest vegetable because of all the starch. And peanuts? Only when it is made into peanut butter and put in a Reese peanut butter cup. Love you
C A Fry
  C A Fry  December 15, 2007

Whew, Michael JS, you been nailed. The truth will out, now and then. Sure can hear that Mrs. Babb tone and see that grin.

There are vegetables I don't much like, "bitter melon" qualifies, as per Mr. Spleen's definition, and yet in the right cirucumstances, it is much better than the alternative. Bitter melon with bad rice is better than bad rice without bitter melon. It's great to live in a place where I can choose with meringue or without and still be pretty sure I'll have more than enough to eat.

Chad
  Chad  December 15, 2007
Explain the pi reference NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm know it is 3.1415927blah blah blah but why pi instead of pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can't stand not to know!
C A Fry
  C A Fry  December 15, 2007
Chad, it's because it's Ben. What more explanation is called for? But I guess there are angles. One he mentioned pi on his hat, referring to the Charley  Brown Jedi dancer on his home page. And too that he's majoring in math. Need more? Maybe the Benner will supply your every desire. Maybe.
Joe Spleen
  Joe Spleen  December 15, 2007
Chickens come from the planting and constant watering of chick peas.
Melissa
  Melissa  December 15, 2007
Cool. I'm gonna grow me some chickens.
Melissa
  Melissa  December 15, 2007

"Bitter melon with bad rice is better than bad rice without bitter melon."

All I can say to that is yuck and I'm sorry. 

Beju
  Beju  December 15, 2007

Thanks Joe, I was confused.  Now you have cleared everything up for me.  I gotta admit I love those peanuts the same way.

Now for Chad:  I was just having fun.  Pi is extremely important to any good pie.  (I have been told that one of the qualifications for pie is to make it round...)  Besides what fun is e without the pi?  Otherwise I was just chuckling because of the hat on my profile page and the math aspect of it, including the mispronunciation of it. (Ask Dad about that) On top of the whole relationship of Pi to pie, Pi never ends, and I wish pie never ended.

Have I run that into the ground yet?  If not I could always write a new blog about it... 

 

Beju
  Beju  December 15, 2007
Once you get a few going there Melissa, you be sure to share the wealth, we can all have chicken farms.
Melissa
  Melissa  December 15, 2007

Chad just read Beju's explanation and he says,

 "Good enough, I suppose."

lol 

Beju
  Beju  December 15, 2007
Well if he's not happy I am sure I can come up with more...
Melissa
  Melissa  December 15, 2007
Melissa reads comments to Chad, Chad laughs.
Melissa
  Melissa  December 15, 2007
I just hate weeding chickens!
A Pureheart
  A Pureheart  December 16, 2007
I work for Tyson. Chickens are raised in special "hot houses".

Lemon meringue pi or Superman vs Batman is all a matter of taste. Like music and worship there is not a "right" answer. What one loves another may not. Doesn't mean they are wrong they just have different tastes.

As for the cow pi's. Been there done that. Ain't no big deal getting hit with one that has been around awhile. I always hated stepping in one just made though when barefooted.  But it sure was funny when it happened to one of my cousins. Then I would laugh at them as hard as they laughed at me.

My favorite vegetable is french fries.

.....peace.....
Melissa
  Melissa  December 17, 2007

Now, at 50 comments this blog has died. It lived a long and full blog life. Although the comments were hardly on topic, it was highly amusing and great fun.

 We will miss you blog.

Beju
  Beju  December 17, 2007

When you say dead, do you mean dead as a doornail?  Or maybe just dead tired?  I was thinking of writing a new one.  I doubt it will be this popular, but you never know.

I do feel compelled to point out that sometimes there is a specific right answer.  Although I will agree that Lemon Meringue Pi or Superman v. Batman is a matter of taste.   As Christians we must be aware of the difference between Truth and tradition, and we always should prefer the taste of the former to the taste of the latter.

Blbrown
  Blbrown  December 20, 2007
The lemon meringue pi was good last night, after I replaced the meringue with whipped cream. TASTEY!!
Beju
  Beju  December 20, 2007
I certainly liked the meringue too!