I have decided to put up another humorous blog to hopefully brighten someone's day
We are all getting older and older and this blog reminds us that
"You know you are getting old when:
 
1. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
3. You get winded playing chess.
4. Your children begin to look middle-aged.
5. You finally reach the top of the ladder and it's leaning against the wrong wall.
6. You sit in a rocking chair and can't make it go.
7. Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
8. You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 96 around the golf course.
9. Your back goes out more than you do.
10. The little gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife
or for you ladies the gray haired man is your husband.
11. Dialing long distance wears you out.
12. A fortune teller offers to read your face. (of course us christians should object to this and just say "no you can't read my face")
13. You get exercise acting as pallbearer for your friends who exercised.
14. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

So if the above sounds like you, just remember that time marches on and there's nothing we can do about it.  Plastic surgery, face lifts and all.  What is most important is that age is a fact, so let us do as the bible declares in Psalm 90:12
 "So teach [us] to number our days, that we may apply [our] hearts unto wisdom."

After all gray hair doesn't necessarily mean that we are wise, it could be that we're just old.

Pastor Ken  :-)