Do you believe in God?: Yes, He's Amazing!

Do you believe in magic?: I believe magic is a practiced skill and illusion.

True love?: I do.

Heaven?: Yes.

Hell?: Yes.

Satan?: Yes.

The Lord and Lady?: That depends on which Lord an Lady you are referring to. I believe in Christ The Lord and I believe in our Blessed Mother Mary.

The Goddess?: I do not.

The Greek Gods or Goddesses?: Negative.

Gods or Goddesses?: "Yet for us there is one God, the Father, from whom all things are and for whom we exist, and one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom all things are and through whom we exist" (1 Corinthians 8:6).

Are you an atheist?: No.

Agnostic?: Nope.

Do you believe in fairies?: I used to work with a guy who dressed up like one for Halloween.

Dragons?: I don't think they ever really existed.

Unicorns?: Soon there probably will be! They now have designer dogs ; )

Gollums?: Whats that?

The Easter Bunny?: A guy I used to work with raised Easter Bunnies and if he didn't get rid of all of them they would become Easter dinner : )

The Tooth Fairy?: That dude ripped me off! : )

Pixies?: No.

Elves?: No, but they make good cookies.

Mermaids?: I hate Mermaids!

Karma?: Not exactly. I believe in consequence or reaction to our choices.

Immortality?: I believe everyone physically dies.

Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?: I would say that each different belief may create a perceived reality, but it doesn't change what is reality.

Do you believe in life on other planets?: I personally do not, but it is possible since God created the universe.

Do you believe in parallel universes?: I do believe that there is a spiritual realm that coincides with ours (suchas angels, saints, and most of all the Holy Spirit).

Do you believe that black holes are time portals?: No, everybody knows that warp pipes are the way to go : )

Do you believe in Eternity?: Yes! The question is where will you spend it?

Do you believe in evolution?: I do not believe man came from apes, however I do believe God's creatures can adapt because of their surroundings.

Do you believe in life after death?: Yes.

What happens to us after we die?: I don't know; Never died before. But I can give you the simple answer: Heaven or hell or the island on Lost (thanks Katherine). Seriously though I believe that if we are going to Heaven that our spirits will be purified or "made perfect" (Hebrews 12:23); but if we are destined for Hell, then our spirits will not spend eternity in the presence of God. But rather we'd spend eternity in the absence of God's presence (which translates into the absence of Love). And being in the absence of God's ultimate Love would be hell : )

Do you believe in superheroes?: They are in everyday people!

Super villains?: Next to Satan, we humans can do some pretty evil things.

Do you believe in Fate?: Yes.

That everything has a purpose?: I believe every person has a purpose, but not every choice we make is for a good reason.

Do you believe that everything revolves around money?: Money is very important, however what we do with money is more important.

Sex?: God created sex. As humans we sometimes distort the meaning of our sexuality (which we tend to do with so many of God's gifts).

Love?: I believe in love! And I believe that God is Love (1 John 4:16).

Success?: Yes, I believe success comes in many forms. Success can be a good thing or it can be a bad thing.

Making yourself happy?: We become happy when we make others happy. I don't think we can make ourselves truly happy.

Making others happy?: (See above)

Religion?: Many people think that religion is a bad thing, however generally speaking I do not. Humans can misuse religion. Most people have religion weather they want to believe it or not. Not believing in religion is a form of religion in of itself. How many times have we heard people say, "I don't believe in "organized" religion"? I once heard someone say that if we do not believe in organized religion then we believe in "disorganized" religion. I think of Jesus sending his 12 disciples out in twos (Mark 6:7). Sounds a little organized to me. What if one of these men told Jesus, "yeah, I don't really believe in organized religion so I think I'll go on my own"? I believe Christ established an organized church and gave it "power over unclean spirits".

Politics?: I love/hate politics : )

Do you believe in miracles?: Yes! I think most miracles sadly go noticed.

Angels?: Yes!

Demons?: I do believe in demons.

Ghosts?: I believe that the spiritual realm coincides with ours (as I mentioned).

Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?: I believe there is more than one someone for each person. However the more I think about it, the more I think that God created Eve specifically for Adam. So it is not hard to believe that God created Shanon specifically for me (especially when I see how many opportunities we had to meet prior to actually meeting).

Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?: Yup.

Do you believe in selflessness at all?: Yes, what a great virtue to have.

Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: No, but I believe God hears our prayers.

Do you believe that anything can happen?: "...for God all things are possible" (Matthew 19:26).

Bonus Questions:

Do you have MSN?: No.

A Neopets account?: No.

A Quizilla account?: No.

Bzoink account?: No.

MyChurch.org account?: Heck Yeah I do!

Facebook?: Yeah, but I really don't like facebook that much.

MySpace?: I like MySpace more than Facebook, but they are making it so you can't do anything on there anymore. (I have adblock installed on my Firefox browser so I don't have to see all the junk advertisements on MySpace).

Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?: I hate bugs!

Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?: I'm not going to follow them if I don't even like them.

Do you get attacked by ladybugs?: Not so much this year compared to years past.

Are you scared of everything that breathless?: Lol - NO!

Doesn't breathe?: Nope.

Are you scared of anything at all?: Yes.

What?: Not being able to provide for my family, Losing loved ones, Drunks, and unstable Human beings. I'm also afraid of weird looking insects too : )

Do you have a life?: Sure do.

Do you have a microphone on your computer?: I am a Catholic Podcaster so I have two pretty descent mics.

A webcam?: Yeah, but I never use it.

A scanner?: Yes.

A printer?: Yes.

A cordless mouse?: I'd like one.

Does your mouse light up?: Yesssss!

Are you scared of mice?: No. I used to have one that would visit me in my room : )

What kind of computer do you have?: Custom built.

Were you ever physically abused?: My brothers and I used to fight all the time (he liked to throw me into stuff).

Verbally?: When my dad drank he liked to use words, but not directed towards me.

Sexually?: No, thank Goodness!

Do you know someone who has had an abortion?: I never thought that I would know someone who has had an abortion, but not that long ago I overheard my brother's wife saying that she was disappointed that her younger sister hadn't come to her prior to terminating her baby in the womb. My stomach dropped and this strong sense of sadness came over me. This sadness has been lingering and I can't help but pray for this girl, who is a senior in high school dating a 30 year old man (if you want to call him a man). Please pray for her. Apparently this innocent child would have been born (or the expected due date would have been) last April! I don't know her all that well, but she has been to a few of my brother's family gatherings. Only she and God knows what she is truly feeling inside. Again I ask you all to pray for her and for all who are in the same situation.

Do you wish you were a fish?: Maybe one of those flying fish on Mario Bros.

A cat?: Cat's are cool!

A dog?: For a day.

A bird?: Humming Bird, but they have a very short lifespan.

Do you have a cell phone?: Yes, but I could live without it. Two of my brothers work for cell phone companies so I really don't have a choice (unless I want to be hounded every get-together). I don't pay that much for service so it is way cheaper than having a home phone.

What kind is it?: Verizon LG, but my brother wants me to upgrade, which I don't think I will for another 10 or so years : )

Do you weasel out of things?: I wouldn't call it weaseling : )

Do your teachers like you?: I was a teachers pet. Actually I think my teachers felt sorry for me : )

Do your parents like you?: My parents love me.

Does karma, if it exists, love you?: If I'm thinking of the same girl, Karma loves money ; )

Did you have a tail when you were born?: I had a mullet. Kidding : )

Do you enjoy school?: I hated school, but now that I'm not in school I enjoy learning.

Do you sleep under or over the covers: One leg in, One leg out!

Do you sleep in a bed?: I sleep on a box spring and mattress (we couldn't fit the bed up the staircase).

Do you catch yourself floating at times?: Floating? I used to ride on a float in the small-town parade.

Are you a packrat?: I think I am.

Do you know HTML or CSS?: I know HTML and a little CSS.

Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?: Food!

Do you shy away from social situations?: Very often I do.

Are you obsessed with shiny things?: No, actually quite the opposite.

Are you at least attracted to them?: Maybe like reflective surfaces or something.

Do you know what you're going to get for Christmas?: No, I love being surprised!

Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?: Not on purpose.

Do you label other people?: I admit that sometimes I do.

Are you proud?: I sometimes confuse arrogant pride with positive self-worth.

Do you like scrambled eggs?: Yes, I like pretty much any style of eggs except raw and deviled!