The answers are at the end of the blog entry.

1. What birds spend all their time on their knees?

2. What do you call a very rude bird?

3. Where do birds meet for coffee?

4. What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

5. What language do birds speak?

6. What do you give a sick bird?

7. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

8. What happened when the owl lost his voice?

9. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

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Answers:

1. Birds of prey.

2. A mockingbird.

3. In a nest-cafe.

4. Fowl play.

5. Pigeon English.

6. Tweetment.

7. A bird that will talk your ear off.

8. He didn't give a hoot.

9. A great walkie-talkie.