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Church Bulletin Humor
6 stars|12 comments|January 22, 2008|386 reads
 

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

 

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Paul Hospodar
 Paul Hospodar
January 22, 2008
LOL
Ben
 Ben
January 22, 2008
LOL!  Thanks for the laugh!
Wesley Jacob
 Wesley Jacob
January 22, 2008

 

Research has shown health benefits of laughter ranging from strengthening the immune system to reducing food cravings to increasing one's threshold for pain. There's even an emerging therapeutic field known as humor therapy to help people heal more quickly, among other things. But in actuality, it is to split from the other sedate substance I write.

 

Ruth
 Ruth
January 22, 2008
Great to have a good laugh
Wesley Jacob
 Wesley Jacob
January 22, 2008
Is it strengthening the immune system Ruth
Jeannie
 Jeannie
January 23, 2008
HA HA HA HA HA funny!
Wesley Jacob
 Wesley Jacob
January 23, 2008
Jeannie, is it increasing your threshold for pain.
Carlita Rodgers
 Carlita Rodgers
January 23, 2008
LOL!!!! I love a good laugh.
Wesley Jacob
 Wesley Jacob
January 23, 2008

I love you to have one

 

Prudence Ramos
 Prudence Ramos
January 30, 2008
lol!!!!
Wesley Jacob
 Wesley Jacob
January 30, 2008
Plato's remark that "Even the gods love jokes." must be correct, for the value of laughter is recorded in sacred scripture. For example, the Koran states that "He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh."
Connie Radomski
 Connie Radomski
April 15, 2008
For example? Is the Quran sacred scripture? I guess to the Muslims it is. It's not Sacred Scripture to me. Jesus is not the divine Son of God in the Quran, just a totally human prophet.And one inferior to Mohammed, who got the last word from God....not Jesus.
So it just figures, the Quran is wrong about deserving Paradise.

Re:
"But in actuality, it is to split from the other sedate substance I write."
Actually, your sedate substance sometimes causes me to split...my sides. It is so much fun trying to figure out what you are really saying! It's like translating another language...Theologicalese. Please don't get angry...I'm not poking fun at your wonderful ability to be erudite (I finally learned how to spell that right).  I'm glad we Christians have another Francis Shaeffer on our hands.  We needed one to reach the others who speak your language.
Gerry and I are looking into visiting L'Abri....in Switzerland. Want to go skiing? You need a vacation. Besides, we can perhaps look into the need for another seminary there.