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An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. �
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believ er"? The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
 "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen." |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| haha |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| lol It is really funny! |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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:) Thanks |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| did u get that on ur email lol i like it alot its funny |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| Yes i did good guess! :) |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| this is just way to funny I love too read this! |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| LOL!!!This made my day!!!! |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| lol I know it is so funny! |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| nice were did you get it? |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| E-mail :P |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| Very Funny thanks for the laugh |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| you got it from somewhere.... but it's good. |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| from yomamma TigerT! |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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| that is funnie |
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| January 30, 2008 |
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Funny! And you know what - the beautiful thing about salvation is that God would have accepted this man as a Christian if he admitted that he was a sinner and needed Christ's blood to wash away his sins, even though he was arrogat for so long. |
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| January 31, 2008 |
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| haha |
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| February 01, 2008 |
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| Funny! The bear would give me reason to "paws." |
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omg . this is soooooooo funny . |
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omg . this is soooooooo funny . |
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| LOL |
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| I love it!!! |
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| November 30, 2008 |
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| ROFL, it still funny without picture! |
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