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| valentine day Rich I need help. |
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| Rich I need help. I ask Maria what want for valentine day she say she not want anything. What I do? She sound like she tell truth, but I not tell for sure. I take her at word or no? |
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NOOOOOO! Don't listen to her Juan. Valentines day is just another one of them holidays that tend to make us menfolk look foolish. Don't give-in to the trickery, this will give her ammo for future arguments!
If you aint got no money just come up with something clever to write her. Tell her all the ways she makes your heart melt and other junk like that. That'll do. |
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February 12, 2008 at 7:33am |
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| Juan. You're in trouble. If she said "nothing" then that means that she thinks you should have already had her something and she's mad that you don't. At this point you need to come up with something really creative. Like making a heart in the middle of the living room floor with your dirty socks. Or spelling "I love you" with empty beer cans in the front yard. Or maybe picking up your dirty underwear for once and putting them in the hamper. It's got to be something good Juan - or you'll be spending some nights over at Rich's house. |
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February 12, 2008 at 7:38am |
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| LOL @ Eliza. Yes, I do. And I don't need signs. |
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I remember the old underwear argument! She'd say "the dirty clothes are only 5 feet away from where you leave your underwear!" My reply was "well, you walked 20 feet to come in here and tell me about it, why don't you pick them up and save yourself some trouble."
Wonder why they said it wouldn't last. |
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| Chonies? What's that? Dirty breeches? |
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lol...
Last evening I called my dad and asked him if he would watch our kids while I take Laura out to dinner for Valentines, I didn't even think to ask if he had his own dinner plans with my mom!!! (I assumed, correctly, that he didn't) Well, right there on the phone I hear my dad ask my mom in the background if she wants him to take her out someplace for Valentines Day... MAJOR BLUNDER, DAD!!! lol!! (quite naturally, I could barely hear her response- "no, of course not!!") oh... this just shows me that age alone is not enough to cure us men of our Valentines Day ignorance!
Juan, does Maria ever access the internet?? (I would think so, or I'd at least think she would be curious about what you're doin on it!) If so, dude you better delete this blog right now, or else you'll be sleeping on Rich's couch for a while! lol (~mike) |
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| He caint sleep on my couch. I just finished reupolstering with duct tape. It looks cool man! |
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LorenDP |
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February 12, 2008 at 7:58am |
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Mike....I looked chonies up in the urban dictionary...
| Chonies | | | | Underwear. Derives from the Spanish word calzones or calzoncillos |
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Sue |
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February 12, 2008 at 8:25am |
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| I know we women are hard to read sometimes. But "I don't need/want anything" really means, "I want you to pick it out." |
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February 12, 2008 at 8:40am |
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Truth to Sue's comment "I want you pick it out". Maybe there is something she told you awhile ago that she really liked that she would be happy for you to remember. A lovely card is a must! Then think of the things she really enjoys and get her one of those things.
Eliza is too funny putting up signs for her husband to pick up his chonies!! ;-) I am thinking he does not even see the signs! |
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| Oh no, I step out for hour come back see many reply. I think i have to come up something HUGE now. She obviously testing me. I not know what to do. I thought free cable would get me through at least anniversary. Now I must use brain to knock out of ball park. |
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| Maybe Eliza's husband don't know what chonies are either! Might want to change the sign. |
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| I got it. I take her to Taco bell! |
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| Noooo! Not romantic enough. Get her one of them 2 dollar trash cans at dollar general and fill it up with chocolate. Or make her a coupon book... write down some things that she's been wanting you to do and make coupons out of them. "Redeemable for one backrub" or "Good for night of relaxation while Juan cooks and changes the oil in the truck." |
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| Juan, Looks like you've already gotten really good advice. Remember, we women always say nothing when asked what we want for any holiday. But, in our precious hearts we want you to take the time to show us you care enough to choose it yourself!! |
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| A number 3 combo at the Bell is not the kinda thing that makes a heart melt. |
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| chocolate make her break out in pimples. That ruin everything. |
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| Rich I would get cinomin twist with the combo. That make good? |
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| Hows about cleaning out that spare bedroom so she can have a place to do her scrapbooking? Why do you need all them horse supplies in there anyway? You aint had a horse the whole time I knew you. |
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| I guess if you got the cinnimon sticks that would make it more special. I didn't know you was going all out. |
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| AHHH! Rich you solve problem. I get her horse! |
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| You better ask Mr Willard about that. I don't think the trailer park is zoned for livestock. |
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| no Rich. You are Genius! I get kill two bird with single stone. Maria get horse for valentine day. And I let horse eat Mr. Willards grass. Now Maria happy, and Juan not have to cut grass! I love you Rich. |
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| And Juan gets to sleep with the horse! |
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| She does eat allot. But I wouldnt go that far. |
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| Juan is excited. Now just have to find horse store. I be back soon. |
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Tell me where a horse fits in this picture?
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| Horses need room to roam Juan, You just caint do this! |
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| Juan, how do you say "bad decision" in Spanish??? |
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Hee, hee. Another good laugh. I haven't read all the responses but I have enjoyed the ones I have read. Thanks for all the laughs. There are more ways to minister to others and laughter is one awesome way. Thanks, I did find it needed it today. It has ministered to me and lifted my soul. I have had my cup of soup for the soul.
Hey Juan, here's my two cents in the bucket for whatever its worth to you. It is of my opinion, as noted here already, that romance (and as a woman I agree) is the way to the heart of a woman. We love all that gooey stuff. The mushier the better. Maybe you should recite to her the Song of Solomon? And you may find that you learn some things too. Mushy stuff but in the best way.
Here are some other tips from my list in the way to the heart of a woman:
Most woman communicate to let out their fustrations so an ear can go a long way in showing her that you love her.
Many times we are not looking for an answer to our dilemma or for someone to fix us but for someone to validate our pain.
Understanding from the heart goes a long way so it is nice for both parties to pray to the Lord for that connection from the heart.
And we women also need to understand the limitations on humans and so we shouldn't burden them with unrealistic expectations. We all need to find our fulfillment and romance in our Lord first and foremost. So its ok Juan if you find you need to take a breather. We all need to plug into the Lord first as our Source.
Thanks again for the laughs guys, and gals.
Love in Him.
Joanne
Oh, almost forgot. I also think flowers are really sweet and you can get them pretty cheap now too. |
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February 12, 2008 at 9:41am |
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| Juan, mi amigo, you are way ahead. I think most men wait until Feb. 14 to start thinking about what to do! We girls don't care so much what the gift is. Just that you thought of it by yourself (or with the help of an entire website - that's kinda romantic!) and that it comes from your heart! Personally though I'd choose a romantic dinner (If it's Taco Bell, choose a table in the corner, and bring along a candle and a lighter) over a horse! |
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February 12, 2008 at 9:42am |
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| Flowers, definitely! Plus going all out at Taco Bell. And forget the horse. |
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Simple but full of love:
Cut 100 strips of paper and on each one write a reason why you love her. Put them all in a jar and decorate the jar with a ribbon. There is no woman in the world who wouldn't like that!
...that and some chocolate, of course!
~Sooz |
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| Hee, hee. You got some good ones Juan. I have to agree though, the horse is a bad idea. |
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Soooooz I try jar but get stuck on 3rd piece of paper. ok I know it not popular choice but I get in contact with horse man. We meet at 4pm and I pick horse and pay. Maria will love horse, and Juan will get to spend more time with her because horse eat Mr. Willards grass and Juan not have to cut. Kathy thank you for say I better than most men. |
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| One last thing... If you got the money for a horse then why aint I seen that 45 dollars that you borrowed when you needed a tank for your grill? |
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| Horse be more than 45 dollar? |
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| Oh yeah, mucho grande more |
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February 12, 2008 at 10:28am |
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Juan,
These women are tryin' to save your life. Nothing means "something" more than the word "nothing"! Make sure it's romantic and DO NOT make it out of something she usually complains about (ie dirty socks) Chances of that goin' left on ya are just too big. She might get hung up on the socks and all your good lovin' will have gone to waste. The most cost effective gift is the gift of service. Give her a coupon to be her slave for a day. Do whatever is important to her. Goes a long way. Good luck buddy! |
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February 12, 2008 at 10:31am |
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Then go to the dollar store and pick up fake flowers! They won't die, can be used anywhere!!!! Any you can recycle them on Memorial Day!
Add to the jar dude: about her eyes, skin, lips, hands, etc... and how you wanted to buy a horse but after seeing Rich's pic and well with the money thing it wont work. She will love you sinply for that. Add choc to the jar to help fill it up!
Okay out of ideas. |
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February 12, 2008 at 10:33am |
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| So inessence you are telling us that after Valentine's Day, and if you don't figure this out, that this will be your last blog?????? Make sure and get your stars !!!! |
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| Rich stay by phone I may need to borrow money from my friend if horse is more than 25 dollar. Bhek how pronounce name? B-heck or beck? I give her service of the horse. I know she love it. Cheryl this not be last blog even if Maria not like horse (I know she will) Maria submit to me because I am man of house. HA! I AM FIRECRACKER! |
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February 12, 2008 at 11:20am |
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| Now, I am also praying for you!!!! lol!!! |
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| Maria do what Bible say. And Juan love Maria like christ love church like Bible say. |
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| See if Mr Willard will spot you the money... I aint funding no Gozalez Family Horse. |
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| Rich I not need your stinking money. I put on credit card and pay back when Mr. Bush give rebate check. HA! |
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| hahahahahahha! I really enjoyed reading all this advises! |
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February 12, 2008 at 11:30am |
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| Praise God for rebate checks!!!!! |
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| Give money to Juan! Amen! |
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Need some horse humor... An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."
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| Check come in summer time. Or maybe Christmas. that what news say. |
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| HA RICH! Make juan leave vestige! |
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Cheryl |
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February 12, 2008 at 11:34am |
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Rich: you are too much!!!!  heeheeheehee |
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Juan bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. Mr Willard suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again.
Mr Willard suggested he notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. Finally Mr Willard suggested he measure the horses for height. When he did, he was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black. |
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February 12, 2008 at 11:40am |
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| OMG!!!! I even had to stop and think for a moment and reread that!!! Blonde!!!!!!!!!!Moment~ |
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| Ehy juan I do not know how I mised all this!!! But I'm just realizing about this post :-(... Anyway I had a lot of fun! Did you finally get the horse? |
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February 12, 2008 at 12:00pm |
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| The submission thing, Juanito. All well and good, but don't put it in the jar! :) |
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Cheryl |
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February 12, 2008 at 12:03pm |
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| hey, Kathy is right...it may be a life or death situation!!!! LOL!!!!!! Rich would HAVE to let you sleep on his couch..you will need a place! |
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And we wonder why men don't get us women?!?!? We play mind games with them and get mad at them for not playing by the rules, and not getting the answers right!! Why can't women just say what they mean and mean what they say! How can you have a good, healthy relationship, one that God ordained, by acting like an immature baby? Grow up women!!
(okay, now getting off my high horse)
Juan, forget the dirty sock heart (yuck), if you are absolutely sure that Marie would LOVE the horse...then go buy it.
My perfect Valentine Day date would be:
a single rose (why waste all that money when it could go for some bling)
dinner out, anywhere (just the two of you) - bring candles if not already provided
and of course......bling!!
Hope this helps
Enjoyed all of the suggestions everyone!!!! Laughter is like good medicine
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| kathy jar is out window. unless someone find Juan a very small jar. |
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Hee, hee. Still laughing. That Debi is a fiesty one. Think she can handle you guys. And she has a big horse so she knows about horsies.
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February 12, 2008 at 12:41pm |
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JUAN HERE IS HOW US WOMEN WORK OR AT LEAST ME....WE TELL YOU WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING AND REALLY WE DO..... SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL AND FROM YOUR HEART....OR WE WILL MAKE YOU PAY OUT THE WALLET FOR SOMETHING REALLY EXPENSIVE.............LOL |
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| Hee, hee. ok, on Rosie's comment I must take a break or I will be here all day. It's only a couple days away Juan. |
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| naaaaaaaaaay........ at the horse idea lol........ something from your heart to her. I made a picture frame, painted it and glued Love you on it and and some other purdy things on it with a pic of my daughter and myself in it and got a few roses made out of feathers. Just a idea |
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| and by the way Rich you crack me up everytime I see you involved in ANY conversation. |
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February 12, 2008 at 4:38pm |
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Wow!!! Tons of comments!!!! I laughed hard and loud repeatedly!! So really, where could you possibly keep a horse? In the trailer with you? I am not seeing a whole lot of horse space in that pic Rich posted! I'm thinkin' like some of the other ladies, sweet words, chocolate, and BLING! |
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February 12, 2008 at 5:00pm |
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Flowers, wine and HOCKEY go down very well in my household. That's just me of course! Joe purchased two tickets to the Football Hall Of Fame for me for my birthday.....Sigh....He's so romantic. He proposed to me on the way to a Washington Capitals hockey game and we planned our wedding in section 101 row G seats 14 and 15! Melts your heart don't it? |
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| hahhahaha!!! It's a really relaxing blog! |
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February 13, 2008 at 2:05am |
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| Juan it scares Larry too.....This years Valentines i took care of myself he wasn't doing so good......Trust me it cost him lots...... |
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Okay Juan, listen up. You have got good advice from all the women. But that is like a cat trying to teach a dog how to bark.
Do not overthink !!! Thinking, using your brain, is a woman thing. That is why they know what you really meant when you say something and you had no idea. We never win using our brains. GO with what works.
Do you love watching your wife? Do you think it stinks when you fight? Do you think your wife is hot? Before you were married you would tell the woman you love (now your wife) this. Funny thing is, after a few years us guys think, okay, she knows, so I need to quit telling her or she will think I think she is dumb. It ain't our fault, Juan, it just happens because we try to anticipate what we really mean....I could go on but that is another blog.
Write on a piece of paper.....
I love watching you ... and put it on the tv.
It stinks when we fight ... and put it on the toilet.
I think you are hot ... and put it on the hot sauce or stove.
See, brother, it is about expressing how you feel and then matching how you feel with something she can see.
You look so good ... and put on the mirror.
You light up my life ... and put on a light switch.
It's not about where we've been ... on the rearview mirror.
...but where we are going .. on the windshield.
Now Juan, what do you think your wife would think if she wakes up on Valentine's morning and sees these notes all over the house? Everywhere she turns she would find a new expression of what she means to you, how you love her.
Brother, I did this the first Valentine's my wife and I were married. She absolutely loved it. She felt so special (and she is). Total cost was less than something off the value menu at McDonalds. The reward...priceless.
Funny thing about that was occasionally she would find a new note over the next few days. She found the last note when we took another day of our honeymoon. Being poor we couldn't afford a week long honeymoon so we took it a day at a time over a five year period. The note was in the suitcase and said something like, You took my heart away.
Now Juan, this was a wonderful idea...for me. But it may not be for you. You are one who always has good intentions but somewhere between intentions and what happens things go wrong.
But guess what, brother. You did something right because your wife did marry you. Treat her on Valentine's Day like you did when you were trying to win her heart.
Think of marriage like professional football. She is your first draft choice. Dating was the preseason. The day you were married was the opening game of the regular season. Too many men think they have won it all on the first win of the season. Nope, it is just the beginning. Lots of practice, working out stuff, and then there are the big challenges that come. It takes teamwork to win.
Valentine's Day is post season. Win or go home. Are you up to it? Can you take it to the next level? Have you got the heart for it, man? Don't be the little engine who thinks he can, be the big locomotive who can't be stopped. GO! GO! GO! (okay, that was a pep talk)
Juan, maybe you are more into soccer than football. I am clueless about soccer. What works for a Saint Bernard won't for a chihuaha. So you will just have to do what works for you. Follow your heart, listen to hers, and it will all work out in the end. Just let her know how much you love her in your own way. I got a feeling she knows you well enough to know what is you and what is you taking other people's advice. What comes from your heart will mean more to her.
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