You: When you get angry, it's because you're ill-tempered. Me: It just happens when my nerves are bothering me.
You: When you don't like someone, it's because you're prejudiced. Me: I just happen to be a good judge of human nature.
You: When you compliment people, it's because you use flattery to get your way. Me: I only encourage people.
You: When you take a long time to do a job, it's because you're unbearably slow and pokey. Me: I take a long time because I believe in quality workmanship.
You: When you spend your paycheck in 24 hours, it's because you're a spendthrift. Me: When I do, it's because I'm generous.
You: When you stay in bed until 11 a.m., it's because you're a lazy good for nothing bum. Me: When I stay in bed a little longer, it's because I'm totally exhausted after working so hard.
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