I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because

I want every creature to have a home of their own.


I don't Spring Clean because

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others to get jealous


I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because  

My husband

will never be able to find them again. 

I don't do gourmet meals 

when I entertain because.

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me

over for dinner. 


  

I don't iron because ... 
  
I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".


I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and

I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


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