Whitewater Rafting Trip Hello friends. My name is Eugene, I'm a safety supervisor with MyChurch, and I just want to go over some details regarding your trips to Victoria Falls. First off, have you all swiftly thought this through? Whitewater running can be a very furry venture! If any of you are sensitive to the cold, and Randy, I hear this means you, you are not going to be a very hairy camper. That water will freeze your toes off! Also, what if some soap splashes onto Julianna and ruins her new bagpipes? What if Renee accidentally drops her cat into the river? Worse yet, what if Renee drops herself into the river?! And what about your farmer - does anyone know this guy's credentials? Is he going to be able to steer you delicately through the really big boys? Girl Scouts of America, you're too sunny to die! I'm begging you - change your destination to the weekend quilting workshop in Seymour instead, huh? Anyone? | 
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