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| 9 Words Women Use.....who can use a good laugh today? |
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Forget You!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Cheryl |
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April 15, 2008 at 9:21am |
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Let me talk to your wife!! hehe
Thanks for the laugh!!!!............ |
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| hahaha, she told me to print it out and post it so I can read it daily....she said something about it adding years to my life or life to my years!?!?!? |
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Cheryl |
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April 15, 2008 at 9:27am |
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Either way...as long as your still living!! hehe
You have the BEST wife!! Love you two! |
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| that was great. thanks for sharing. |
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Your welcome! Share it with some husbands, boyfriends and single guys looking for a blessing! |
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| Where was this list a few years ago! lol |
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| hahaha, I wish I had it a few years ago too! |
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| Lol I will share this one with my husband. He will love it. It is so true. Thank you for making me laugh. |
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| I kinda hate to admit it but this is so true.. you are telling all our secrets. LOL |
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I just read it to my husband he asked for a copy of it lol says he needs to read it daily. Whatever! |
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| My wife suggested that I shrink it, laminate it and put it in my wallet!!! Ladies, you just don't understand.....there is life in these words! ;-) |
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stu |
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April 15, 2008 at 10:14am |
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| Brilliant matey! Michelle uses all those lines simultaneously.....man am I in trouble! |
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| oh yeah, the ol multiple liners! Ouch! Been there done that more than a few times amazingly enough! When will I learn? |
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| Awe man! Now my dictionary is out there and published! Thanks a lot man! LOL just kidding. Too funny! Thanks for sharing the laughs. |
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| Whoa, David. You been over my house lately? (Could these really be universal?) |
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Yeah, I think there is something written into the DNA code of all women! ;- )
Now that they know we know, they will change it all up and we will be as confused as ever. hahaha |
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Jade |
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April 15, 2008 at 12:11pm |
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| what a good chuckle that was thank you for the smile :) |
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Yeah!!! You did it!! The dictionary every man should memorize!!!
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Good counsel. I'm ready to get married now!
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Mrs W |
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April 15, 2008 at 3:01pm |
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I figured it out why it was so funny - it is so true -- My newly engaged son needs this -- I am 9 for 9! |
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| Yes, it is sooooo TRUUUUUUE! |
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Cathy |
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April 15, 2008 at 3:24pm |
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| My favorite word to use is "YES" !! Joe says it's his favorite word !! |
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Kathy |
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April 15, 2008 at 4:54pm |
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| lol - thanks for the laugh! |
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| I love this, it is so true. I gave it to my husband some time ago. I think it still baffles him. As far as he's concerned it should all be "say what you mean and mean what you say." The transition into woman thought is too much. But he reminds me that I still dont' get the language of "Grunt." |
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| hahahah, that is good Debora. I subscribe to the "say what you mean and mean what you say" / language of "Grunt" too! I will have been married 15 yrs this July and I still don't get the so called subtle hints and subconscious messages y'all try to give us. |
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| You just have to be blunt and to the point with us!!! Otherwise we totally miss it.... |
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| Oooohhhhhh, Number 9 is mine! *blushing* |
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Now prior to moving on to one of these I do try the direct approach. hehe, when that does not work it's on to the list.
I think there is something written into the DNA code of all women!
YOU KNOW IT!!! |
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| I really really like the direct approach....no hidden codes to try and decipher. I never really liked James Bond movies either. ;- ) |
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