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Biblical Q and A to test your sense of humorWhat kind of man was Boaz before he married? (He was Ruth-less)
What do they call pastors in Germany? (German Shepherds)
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? (Noah was floating his stock while every one else was in liquidation.)
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? (Pharoah's Daughter because she went down the the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.)
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? (Samson becasue he brought down the house.)
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? (Your mother ate us out of house and home.)
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? (Moses, he broke all 10 Commandments at once.)
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? (The area near the Jordan where the banks were overflowing.)
Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? (David, he rocked Goliath into a very deep sleep.)
Which Bible character had no parents? (Joshua the son of Nun)
Who does the Bible direct to make coffee, men or women? It says in the Bible: "He-brews"
These are not orginal so please don't sue me for plagerism. Don't know who to give credit to...Solomen said that there was nothing new under the sun. |
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