| The 3 Patients |
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At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining
of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him" What the hell did you do to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in
my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife
and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running
out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him, That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car
wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look
terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I
have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new
job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out
of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't
believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened
to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd
floor!" |
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