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Turtles and Underwear
||April 23, 2008|859 reads
 

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Cheryl Whit
April 23, 2008
Was it shells mac-n-cheese??

You know ol' wise one....you can come out of the kids department on your clothing!!! Stop blaming it on the kids!!! LOL!!!
Mrs W
April 23, 2008

I love  - God is not affected - we are!   That is so good----

The snapping turtle -hmmm?   soup?   hmmm?  

It would however be awful just awful if we were all the same --

God visit you - and I pray I preach messages that would bring a snake to redemption! 

Heidi
April 23, 2008
What a fantastic blog.  You managed to make me laugh and deliver a very important message.  Thank you!  Somehow I think turtles and underwear are now going to remind me of the amazing glory of God!  Who Knew?!  :-)
Mike n Laura
April 23, 2008
Rich, dude! We haven't seen much of ya lately, we miss you. You are still unemployed, right? You should be on MyChurch all day long!!!

(JUST KIDDING!!) great blog, man!
Valarie
April 23, 2008
Wow....I think you hit the spot for me this morning buddy! I needed to hear these words...thanks!

Cars underware. Well...in this house, Pixar movies pretty much rule and Lightning McQueen is my sons favorite. We aren't into the underware stage yet...but I am sure it will be his favorite too.
Donna
April 23, 2008
I can relate to this...Great blog Bro. R.
Richard
April 23, 2008
Thanks guys, glad you guys enjoyed this one! I had a little trouble with the title but I figured this one was eye catching!  Sorry about the lengthy post, I had a bunch to say!
Cheryl Whit
April 23, 2008
Preach on brother!
Gary Robison
April 23, 2008

When I was at Christ for the Nations, we had a big problem with depression, and such. Come to find out, the students were going to McDonald's just before praise and worship, getting fries, burgers, and drinks. They would then go to praise and worship, and would be so excited for the Lord, ON FIRE!!!! Then about and hour or so later, God "left" them. They felt so let down! How could they be so excited about the Lord, and then He just leaves them like that. Well, there was one of the teachers was checking into this problem, and found out that these students were riding a sugar high, getting all worked up, "feeling" the Lord, then when the sugar wore off, there quit "feeling" the Lord.

So I know what you mean about trusting the Lord in faith, not in feelings 

Richard
April 23, 2008
Gary- that is a great comparison! Thanks for sharing it! I like it! "Faith- Not Feelings"
Steel Horse
April 23, 2008
Crazy redneck!        Hey Chris you Americans are spoilt!!! You said petrol is $3.55 a gallon, Man it's $2.40 a LITRE over here....and we pay road tax!.....and toll gate fees.....and every place we park costs....Great blog Chris I was laughing to myself trying to imagine your odd shoes. love Stu.
Gary Robison
April 23, 2008
2.40 a liter??? thats about 4 liters to a gallon isn't it? so that would be about 9.60 a gallon? wow!!!!!!!
Rick Milone
April 23, 2008
I never get to worry about turtles at my church.
Birdie Courtright
April 23, 2008
Awww, poor little snappin' turtle! Say it isn't so...you wouldn't really *gulp* EAT him, would you?
Blessings, my Brother! Thanks for the giggles this morning!
Kathy
April 23, 2008
Good word, Rich!  Circumstances cloud our vision, but God is constant!
Sugg
April 23, 2008
Thanks for the word, Rich! You're absoulutely right. I love to hear your messages. God is the same Yesterday, Today, and Forever!
MarJay HizWay
April 23, 2008
I like the part about choosing to stay the course.  What a difference two penny loafers can make. (smile)
Old Man of The North
April 23, 2008
I agree with Stu.  If I paid $3.55 A GALLON I'd be a happy chappy.  Its cost me in your money $70.00 to fill my tank up and $2.38 in your money a LITRE.  Me and Stu would be very happy paying your prices believe me, then we're getting clobbered for travelling every mile we do, and if that's not bad enough - they're installing cameras that calculate the average speed between one camera and another, so if you're 2 miles above the speed limit between those 2 cameras - you're clobbered again! And to add insult to injury, they're introducing toll roads - so that means "pay as you travel" so you get clobbered again.  They're also thinking of introducing some type of tracking device that EVERYONE must have installed at yet another cost to the driver, that as soon as you leave your house - they'll know exactly where you are and where you go. Now that is the country that WE'RE having to live in.  The motorist is being clobbered all over the place.

Sorry to have gone off on one, but me and our government do not have anything in common, in't that right Stu?  Oh, and by the way.  Great blog Rich, it certainly makes you think.  The same God we served 2 weeks ago is the same God we serve today.  Its just that "we" change depending on the circumstances.
Doyle Crowe
April 23, 2008
Great one Bro. Have you check out Bible Club Yet We have a redneck posts for redneck people! I missed you! GOD BLESS,Bro.
Deb Rockwell
April 23, 2008
We are not always in the mood to be close to God, and it all depends on the events of the day or week.  Thankfully, like you said, God is always the same and He is always there with us even we are at our worst.
Bhek  Simmons
April 23, 2008
What's up Brother!

I know exactly whatcha mean about letting the differences in Sundays get to ya.  But praise GOD, he remains the same.  Now go get the boy a couple pair of Lightnin' McQueen britches for back up and put both pair of loafers in the car now! LOL! 

So good to have you back.  I missed reading your stuff.

B
missy skyler
April 23, 2008
Thank you for the reminder. Isn't good to know that God is always the same and never changes. It is us who changes.
Thank you again for sharing.
God Bless.
Janie
April 23, 2008

This is great - reminds me of a few Sundays that started out like that for me - minus the turtle

rosie burns
April 24, 2008
Some how Rich i bet that turtle did make it to your house for super that night as an honored guest....hehehehehe......You should have told chase just to turn them undies wrongside out or had he done done that before..........
April 24, 2008
Dude, I love the way you can bring a powerful message in simple form. That's a true gift!

What I like most about this message is that it speaks highly about how God is not a Yo-Yo God. He's not with us at times, then separate from us at others. We say prayers like "Father, we pray that you would be with us this morning" That's really a stupid prayer. He already promised us that he would never leave us nor forsake us. Or, "Father, we pray that you go with us as we leave this place this morning". That's a stupid prayer also. He already said "I am with you always, even to the end of the world"

God's transmitter is never broken. His spirit is always pouring out. 24 Hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. If we are not hearing from or receiving from God it is because our receiver is broken, not his transmitter. We need to get turned on and tuned in!

Amen Rich!
Arlii
April 24, 2008
as usual, true life applications from one who knows the nittt-gritty of boonies life.
I have had run-ins with snapping turtles, and aligators, and many other florida creatures.
Your blogs always make me think. Thanks for the wisedom-sharing
Rednecks unite!
Cathy
April 25, 2008
So what ended up happening to the turtle? 
Cheryl Whit
April 26, 2008
Cathy!!!!  That great!!!  I was coming back to ask the same!! LOL!!
Richard
April 28, 2008
The Turtle was a little chewy but had a good flavor.
PhyllisAdelle Sherer
April 28, 2008
"I seen Billy ray and Kathy on the side of the road changing a tire and I knew I couldn’t just blow by them; so I slowed down, blew the horn, and gave them a big wave. They are good friends." ROFL!!!
Cathy
April 28, 2008
Dude!!!  That's just wrong !!
Gary Robison
April 28, 2008

why, it is food, not any worse than eating a head of lettuce, or a hamberger. Turtle soup is GOOD!

But so is apossum, squirl, rabbit, and when I was in Guatemala even had dog once.

In other cultures they eat roaches, monkey brains, ants, all kinds of things.... if the Lord calls you out in the field to minister, you have to learn to thank the Lord for ANY kind of food. 

Cathy
April 30, 2008
Um okay!
Hal Waterhouse
May 01, 2008

LOL "...snot from ear-to-ear..." Rich, here's a song from the Simple Truth in the 70's for ya! (I'm singin' harmony! Really!)

S.N.O.T. Funny

Cheryl
May 01, 2008
 Bravo 





Brandy
May 04, 2008
GOOD STUFF!! I don't know if it is more funny that they wanted to save the turtle and you wanted to eat it, or simply that a redneck wears penny-loafers. Who knows?