| A True Redneck |
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> I am without a doubt a Redneck and I'm proud of it!
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> A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck
> joke. Please Read.
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> We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's
> time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs
> of a culture that values home, family, country and
> God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who
> threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so
> rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns
> and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope
> I am one of those.
> If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck
> friends. Y'all know who ya'll are.
> You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you
> to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
> God."
> You might be a redneck if: You've never protested
> about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
> places.
> You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas"
> instead of "Winter Festival."
> You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
> someone prays.
> You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
> hand over your heart when they play the National
> Anthem.
> You might be a redneck if: You treat all veterans
> with great respect, and always have
> You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
> American flag.
> You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
> and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
> listening.
> You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
> and expect your kids to do the same.
> You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last
> dollar to a friend.
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> If you got this email from me, it is because I
> believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck
> in you to have the same beliefs as those talked
> about in this email.
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> God Bless the USA ! |
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| May 02, 2008 |
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| I love it! Yes I am a proud Redneck Woman too. |
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| May 02, 2008 |
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I AM A REDNECK!!!!
AND I AM PROUD OF IT! |
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| May 02, 2008 |
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Great list Delle. Guess I have some redneck in me after all. Its just that I thought you had to love eating scrapple for breakfast if you were a redneck, which I don't! lol
I think that I'd recommend a minor change to the list:
FROM: You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
TO: You might be a redneck if: Even the suggestion that its ok to burn an American flag here in the US highly offends you!
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| May 02, 2008 |
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| I guess I'm a redneck!!! 
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| May 02, 2008 |
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Well then... I guess I AM a redneck!! lol
Amen Mike!! |
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| May 02, 2008 |
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| Amen from a redneck!!! |
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| May 02, 2008 |
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| With Ya Delle up to my redneck |
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| May 04, 2008 |
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| Hey Looks Like I am a red neck too! But will any of you tell me what is a red neck. I think this must be an american word! |
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| May 05, 2008 |
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| I aint even gotta tell ya about my redneck status... you can probably smell it twelve trailers away! Good list, I enjoyed reading this one! |
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| May 05, 2008 |
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| Yep,I am a redneck woman and not just because I go barefooted even in teh winter. |
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| June 29, 2008 |
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| im NOW TRULY A REDNECK!!! |
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| October 28, 2008 |
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| I'm a redneck!!!!!! |
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| November 02, 2008 |
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| me too! |
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| March 03, 2009 |
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| Count me in those numbers! PROUD REDNECK |
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