LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... well, here is your remedy Josh. In a careful summation of the above presented probable venues to consider; I hereby contend that you can...
Colored band-aids covered in pixie-dust carefully secured with gorilla glue and duct tape with a touch of dirt. Your finger should grow back... if not, just use your pinky!
I actually lost it while picking my nose... if you look closely at my naval cavity you will see my upper pointer... lets just say my nose itched...badly