Don't you just love to read the billboards, marquee signs and store signs as you travel from place to place.  I do! I especially love to read signs where a letter is missing b/c the bulb blew.  lol!  Here's some signs that were read by someone in this world and was sent to me via email sometime back. I know you'll get a kick out of 'em.

"Kids with gas eat Free"

"Indoor heated Poo"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!