Well, here is example # 1.
 

There was a tornado watch today when we were getting ready for school.  We stayed home because the tornado watch was centered around the school.   So, I was instant messaging and I told my Grandma that there was a tornado watch centered around the school.  So, she asked if any one was hurt.  I said, "not that i know of".  Then, Grandma asked if the school was damaged.  I said, "I hope so".  Then, she said, CALEB!  

I told that to my friend, Evan and he laughed.