I stopped on the way home from work at a local gas station to get a fountain drink, a regular practice for me. Before purchasing my carbonated beverage...well, I had to go, so I did. While in the restroom, a very impossible not to notice structure loomed over the urinal. It was one of those real classy condom dispensers. Talk about a way to impress the ladies! Anyway, this multicolored, overpriced instrument of fornication had a huge warning on the front. It talked about how this brand of condoms are a great way to seriously reduce the risk of contracting STD's such as AIDS. Then this sentence grabbed my attention:

"THE ONLY COMPLETELY EFFECTIVE METHOD OF AIDS PREVENTION IS ABSTINENCE BEFORE MARRIAGE AND A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP AFTER MARRIAGE."

Wow, what a novel idea...