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Suga
May 20, 2008 at 2:25pm
LOL!!! I have one of those guys...No really I do!!!!! This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing...Let me know if you start the group!
Bubbles
May 20, 2008 at 3:15pm
Mr Bean... gotta love him!!!!
LOL
Halz Ark
May 20, 2008 at 4:22pm

I've started the support group and here is the pledge:

As part of the Eutychus Order, I promise not to sleep in church,

but to do whatever it takes to stay awake,

up to and including drinking mass quantities of Red Bull, Starbucks or other potion,

so that I shall never follow the example of poor Eutychus,

and hence shall never be taken up dead!

(Acts 20:9) 

 

You mustn't break the pledge

though, otherwise, (Click Here)

JamesAD62
May 20, 2008 at 4:45pm

Greetings Friends:

Acts 2:17

|-)

 JamesAD62
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Live Jesus. Be Church.

Joey
May 20, 2008 at 8:58pm
Ah.... Sunshine!!!   We will not sleep!
Brother Todd
May 20, 2008 at 11:35pm
Was the preacher speaking in tongues??  Sounded like Charlie Brown's school teacher.
That is what church is like for a lot of ADH people.  Mr. Bean, he is a character for sure.
Coreena
May 21, 2008 at 8:24am
 ROTFL    My husband laughed out really loud!!
None of this in church:Sleeping !!! 





Suga
May 21, 2008 at 11:40pm
LOL! Thanks Sunshine  for the laughs! Whenever I feel like nodding (which isn't often I promise) I'll just remember this!
Cheryl
May 30, 2008 at 11:44am
ROFL!!!!!
CindyLou
June 03, 2008 at 2:25pm
Ok.....sitting in the choir you get to study people's sleep habits, LOL. There's the sneaky sleeper....can't tell if they're sleeping cause their eyes are half open. Then there's the praying sleeper.......looks like they're in a continual state of prayer. Then there's the shoulder sleeper, he leans into his wife, she nudges, he pops out of it, theeeeennnn slowly leans back, she nudges a little harder.....he jumps with a couple of attention catching snorts. Then there's my favorite........the head back sleeper.......the head slowly starts going backwards, jerks forward a few times.....then finally gives in.....with mouth open..but doesn't snore! And after service ya get to watch him rubbing his neck, LOLOLOL...telling everyone he must have slept wrong last night!
JesusFreak
June 03, 2008 at 3:54pm
ROFL!!!!! That's hilirious!
Halz Ark
June 03, 2008 at 4:35pm

Cindy Lou Who! Praying sleeper.... that'd be me! Ha Ha! 

LaTonya AKA Grasshopper?? You're welcome and see that you do (remember) ! LOL (I am a worse offender, a praying sleeper indeed!)

Cheryl and JF, I laughed myself silly in the middle of the night when I first saw this while watching Mr. Bean... (he only comes on here at late night)  and that timing probably contributed to my "attitude of prayer" in church.... <grin> 

'Course, JF you may have been referring to Cindy Lou's comment which I found hilarious too! 

CindyLou
June 03, 2008 at 4:53pm
So we can nickname Hal "PS1"........LOLOLOL...........I know, you're just checking for holes in your eyelids :)
Another sleeper is the hypnotic sleeper, they have it down, with many years of practice....the eyes are open, ahhhhhhhh, but notice that the eyes are fixed.....never move, LOLOL 
Joey
June 03, 2008 at 4:55pm
Thay make those big fat neck things so your head will stay put.  You always those out!
Also, you could suggest that the sleepers sit in a group so they can lean on each other, you know "You can leeeeeeeeen on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

I think it goes like that.
CindyLou
June 03, 2008 at 4:57pm
Ok.......but what do we do with the "droolers" no one wants to sit by them!!!!!!
Halz Ark
June 03, 2008 at 5:53pm
Communion cups.
JesusFreak
June 03, 2008 at 6:20pm
LOL! Now there's an idea!

But I like your differant sleepers Cindy Lou. I myself have been guilty of the praying sleeper a couple times...
Halz Ark
June 03, 2008 at 7:13pm

At least we THINK that's what we look like! LOL  Acck! What if I am actually the "head back sleeper?!"

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snort* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

Joey...how lovely ...whole family groups, huddling together snoozing! Spending quality time together!

CindyLou
June 03, 2008 at 8:50pm
JF: you are officially PS2, Hal is PS1
I, personally, am the hypnotic sleeper

Hal : we would never tell you if you are, it's tooooooo much fun to watch, LOLOLOL. Hal communion cups.....interesting!
JesusFreak
June 03, 2008 at 10:20pm
w00t I'm a PS2! Wait that's not a good thing is it......
Halz Ark
June 04, 2008 at 11:53am

Ohhhh wow, in response to JamesAD62... indeed, the old men will dream dreams... a geezer am I.

Sooooo... Do we dream while in church?

CindyLou
June 04, 2008 at 9:24pm
JF : welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, that's for you to decide, LOLOL.....at least you look productive while sleeping, LOL

Hal: hmmmmmmmm, you tell us? Wait, maybe not, LOLOLOL!!!!!!!
Bubbles
June 05, 2008 at 12:12pm
rolling on the floor

How did I miss all this?
CindyLou
June 05, 2008 at 3:09pm
Bub: You were sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping, LOLOLOLOL
Bubbles
June 05, 2008 at 3:18pm
LOL!!!!!
CindyLou
June 06, 2008 at 1:46pm
Geeeeeeeeeee Bub, what are we gonna do with you?
Halz Ark
June 06, 2008 at 3:34pm
And she says I am asleep!
CindyLou
June 10, 2008 at 7:36pm
LOL.......we love Bub even though she's a little slow........
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