With all the new technology regarding fertility recently,

a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home,

I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit 

for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the

new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see

the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait

until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

Don't share this with our kids... they won't let us Babysit !!!