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| My Big Redneck Life |
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Hey ya’ll! Sorry I aint been around much lately. I got me one of them Wii game systems and the Dance Dance Revolution game; so I been getting up at the crack of 10:30 every morning and cuttin’ a rug till around supper-time. Yeah, I’ve lost some weight cause of it; which is a good thing cause my big ole dancin’ rear-end has been wearing out the floors in my trailer-house over the last few weeks. I think this is a much better hobby than just sitting around listening to the bug zapper while thinking about all the stuff I should be doing. At least now I’m doing something while nothing gets done. I have found time, however, to turn the Wii off and enjoy the great reality shows now available on Country Music Television. This is where our best and brightest rednecks showcase their lives for all the world to see on shows like My Big Redneck Wedding and my personal favorite… Mobile Home Disaster. Mobile Home Disaster is a funny Extreme Home Makeover parody; designed specifically for our toothless, Skynyrd-loving brothers and sisters living in less desirable tornado magnets… circa 1972. In the end, the builders usually install new appliances, hardwood floors, granite counter-tops, update the bathrooms, add a bedroom, and the list goes on and on. Anybody with gray matter between their ears knows that they coulda just bought a new single-wide for that amount of money; but the smart producers know exactly who’s watchin right? My Big Redneck Wedding is self explanitory… usually some ugly skinny fella dressed in camo and a sweet “slighty-larger” lady getting married in a field with the guests sitting on hay bales or ATV’s while ushers keep the drunk mother-of-the-bride upright during the vows. Good wholesome family television if you ask me! Well that’s what I been up too, other than goin’ to church every weekend and visiting the local Wally World to see the latest “roll-backs” on items that I don’t need and caint afford. Oh yeah, I just pre-ordered the Rock Band game for Wii… so ya’ll come on over in a few weeks and we’ll jam! (Call first, cause I may be sweaty and smelly from all the dancin’.) Love to all, Rich |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| my 13 year old daughter just bought herself gautar hero lol.... has not played it as of yet. Good hearing from you. God Bless |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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Where have you been? I sho nuf missed ya. I wanted to get that wii game, but do I have to have a nitento thingy first, or can I just buy the game? In other words, does the game come with a player? Right now, this ole lady is doing her Fluidity exercises.... and it show looks easier than it really is. You see I always wanted to be a dancer.... so I'm getting myself in shape.... hehehe... btw, how's Mullet? Pastor Aminata |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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Hey Rich, yeah we've missed you. You know, you are the only one who has gotten busy and done the disappearing act. Everyone else has been sitting around wondering where ol' lovable Rich has gone! (of course that isn't true.....but we have wondered, man!) |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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Hey Pastor A! I sho nuf miss you too. But I still think about you and Pastor Ken often, and I check up on ya every now and then.
Yeah, you gotta buy the game system first, then buy the dancin game separatley. Hey, you dont need no excercise! Ask Pastor Ken, he'll tell ya!
Mullet seems fine, he's been kinda quiet these days. |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| Big Mike! You old redneck! Man, I've been lookin in on you as well. I've tried to keep up with the reading but I may have been a little limited on my stars and comments lately. Sorry bout that brother! Good to hear from you! |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| We sure have missed you! Glad to hear that you are getting your exercise in! Keep dancin'! |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| You Old Redneck You, Sho nuf missed ya buddy! Y'all git youself back right now! Love Stu! |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| Don't know you personally my friend...but surely missed your presence here on MyChurch ;o) |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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Great to see you back! And you just keep having all that fun with the Dance Dance Revolution...and Rockband! I am a Guitar Hero III gal myself, however I do like the Rockband too! I have not played WII. I play on Xbox 360. That is....when I get to. My boys (including my big boy, hubby) are always playing.
Great to have you back in the world of mychurch Rich! |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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 I dance like this! |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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My husband and I just watched and entire episode of Mobile Home Disaster online. Brother, you are too funny! I sure have missed your blogs! I am glad to see this post. |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| Glad to hear as much as somethings changes...others stay the same... |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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Hey Rich, I have missed you buddy. Dance revolution sounds like fun. I watch both of those shows from time to time. Yeah I got a few rednecks in my family : ) Post a little more often if you can, we get worried when we dont hear from you.
Much Love
Shell |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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Would love to dance with ya, Rich! Good to see you back again ;)
HUGS!
Delle |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| glad you are back - |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| I must have the best cyber friends in the world! I missed you guys too! |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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I watched each of those just to be able to say I did. |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| I don't know about disco dancing, but my body popped ages ago. Don't tell me. You wear a medallion as well? Not forgetting the long lapels on the shirt and the bell-bottoms that go with it. LOL!!!! |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| Oh I forgot. And the platforms shoes as well, ha ha |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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| Great hearing from you Rich... you have truly been missed. |
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| June 26, 2008 |
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Boogie on my redneck friend! |
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| June 27, 2008 |
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| That sound like allot of fun, and a great wa to get into shape.Good hearing from you Rich. |
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| June 28, 2008 |
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| Hall -la- lu -ya my redneck bubby is back....I'm glad to see you took my loving suggestion....Cain't think of life without ole Rich and his redneck ways........Glad you are doin somethin while nothin is getting done...I'll have to use that from time to time..... |
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| June 29, 2008 |
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| OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The house boat rocks!!!!! |
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| June 29, 2008 |
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| So good to see you back - love reading your posts - too funny |
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| June 29, 2008 |
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Rich~ That houseboat up above looks pretty nifty. Are you gonna do that? Exercise is great but s/not be overdone! Please come around more often. And by the way,did you follow up on the writing info? |
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