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Just a few quotes to the only modern day phylosopher who can compete with Yogi Berra
Bill Cosby said
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Bill Cosby
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Bill Cosby
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Bill Cosby
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Bill Cosby
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Bill Cosby
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Bill Cosby
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
Old is always ten years from now.
Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Bill Cosby
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
Bill Cosby
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Bill Cosby
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
Bill Cosby
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Bill Cosby
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
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