This fourth of July, I was watching fireworks from the bleachers of Oakland Mills high school. They were some of the most powerful fireworks legal in Howard County *cough*~weak.

Yeah... odds are, if you can find it in Howard County, it's so weak that you wont be able to find it anywhere else.

Come on people! Whats next? Pop Rocks illegal? Its the fourth of July for crying out loud! Lets blow something up!

On independence day, we should come together as a nation and, for one day, defy convention. And common sense. And warning labels.

And besides, who needs eyebrows? If your a true patriot, you wont care.

Oh, and by the way. Read Amandas blog. Its really good.

To Amanda, That ad is going to cost you twenty bucks.