Here is the truth - "and the truth will set her free".  See, I was a hostage on Saturday.  I wasn't allowed to go home.  At 9 pm my son rescued me.  Thank you, son.  I knew "DORKus" was serious when she yells out the window - to an innocent young man - "Merry Christmas little man".  I knew I was in big trouble then.  I mean this person is SERIOUS.  She drowns hundred dollar bills in lemonade!  Poor hundred dollar bills.  It was so hard to watch.  When you see this person, take every precaution to protect your money.  Waitresses were known to drop their trays in horror!!  At her house, voices come out of no where saying, "I have two".  Her voices have names.  I learned just one of them - it was Preacher Lady!!!!  Who would have ever known?  And, she forces you to watch Winkerbean Videos.  I'm so glad that is over.  And, don't ever ask about the teddy bear.  It's too frightening to even explain!!

The lesson I learned on Saturday was.....

I have two very good friends that keep me on my toes and who I wouldn't trade for anything on earth.  Congratulations Preacher Lady, I am very proud of you.  I will pray for you Dorcus.  Lying is a terrible thing to waste!!!!!!

Love you!  Debby770