I think i have had the blondest day of my entire life.ok, u no wat? this blog is where i will post all my blondest moments. capisce?(how sad, i am a blonde who knows the italian word for understand)

4-24-07- was in walmart and saw display of capri sun boxes. decided to get one. grabbed one out of the middle of the pile and about 5 fall on me. VERY smooth.

4-24-07again, maybe 10 mins later..XP)- was just leaving parking lot of walmart when asked to call my brother to tell him to get dinner started.so, i have my awesome toby mac CD in, and im talking to noah, all, hey, get dinner ready etc.  So noah calls rap retards attempting poetry, get it? well, so i says, hey, ya wanna listen to some R.A.P? and*drumroll please* i hold the cell phone up to the air conditioner!!!!!LOL it took me like 5 seconds to realize it was not the speaker!!!!and i start crackin up, wow....

4-27-07- whenever i go to post this hilarious blonde moment i had i cant think of what it was. i was thinking about it in science this morning but now i forget:(

Various dates- i have put milk in the cupboard, napkins in the dishwasher, etc, etc. Good thing i usually catch myself!

4-28-07- you know those refrigerators that have water thingys built in them? ya no, press the button water streams out? well my brother was talking to me as i was getting a drink, and i pushed the button down with my glass, but the cup wasnt totally under the spout, so i got water all down my clothes(and the floor)kinda not blonde, but really funny to picture this.

various- I trip UP the stairs...and down

4-29-07 i was grating cheese for tacos and  i didnt have the bowl under the grater, so there was a pile of cheese there:)

4-29-07 i left myself a photo comment and went back to my home page and i get all excited cus someone left me a photo comment. i was like, " YAY photo comment!" and my friend stephanie is like, " you just left it yourself stupid." i m like..".o yeah"

Easter07I just now remembered the blonde moment that i keep forgetting! at easter my cousin and i were sitting at a table eating, and she couldnt remember this guy's name. She says" I cant remember his name! i know his twin's name, but not his."So i says "what twin?" she goes" the one behind us" so im looking and looking. SO shes like. "Hailee, BEHIND not in front of us"...DUH!!!

4-30-07 today im making dinner and my mom tells me to put the lettuce in the washer. See,after we wash our lettuce we put it in the washer to turn on thse spin cycle and dry it out(hey i might waht to add that we put it in a pillowcase first) so  i put it in the washer and five minutes later my mom tells me to get it. so i look in the washer, and i see foamy suds. i had put them in the washer with dirty and muddy socks!!!whoopsie!!!

I was at soccer practice and coach told us to count off by twos. Needless to say, i said 3.

I walked into a tree

i rode my bike into a tree once- i was trying to read- it didnt work out so well.

i rode my bike into a trash can once, too. i should probly start staying away from bikes.