| Headlines from the year: 2029 |
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still sealed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 12 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other
country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 256 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in
Mexifornia and Floruba.
Abortion clinics now available in every high school in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532
Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Scores plummet as dropping ball in the basket is tougher for
multi-billionaire, NBA players, whose average height is now nine feet,
seven inches.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want. Then, guess
what? Nothing will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing
except you might make someone smile or very, very scared.
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