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Ten Commandments
Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.. So, in the South they translated the 'King James' into ' Down Home' language.....
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day.
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| Well, I do declare, that sure is some straight shootin'!!!!! |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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Pretty plain, isn't it, Cindy?! LOL
Carol |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| I love this so much. I'm cracking up HAHAHAHA |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| Carol, just wondering if'n tha folks up north can translate it? |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| Nope I reckon not. It's to far south for them their northerners. HA |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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Lara:
You're right!
Cindy:
Hmmmm...not sure, since I haven't lived out of the south for about 40 years! Anybody that wants to give it a try, have at it! |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| blessed: ROTFLOL |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| Oh my, I needed this laugh, too funny! |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| blessedmary...ROTFLOL! You are too funny! |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| I hear ya! So simple a cave man could understand it. |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| And all God's people said..."Git er done!" |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| I looked on BibleGateway.com for "Down Home Version" or DHV, but didn't find it! |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| AMEN BROTHER & SISTER!!! |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| I've seen that one before and I still like it! Thanks! |
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| August 12, 2008 |
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| Mike: It might be under SFV (southern folk version), LOLOLOLOL |
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| August 13, 2008 |
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"And all God's people said...'Git er done!'" ......Y'all crack me up!!
Carol |
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| August 13, 2008 |
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| Gitttttttttttttt er done........ok, I must confess I love Larry!!!!!! |
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