Hey guys this is something I had to read during VBS this year...try to pronounce these as clearly as you can, not worrying about speed. The part where you worry about speed is when you read "What a to do to die today" until the second "At a minute or two to two". Ready? Okay? Okay. Okay? OKAY! Les go! (i do that alot)

TRINIDAD

AND THE BIG MISSISSIPPI

AND THE TOWN HONOLULU

AND THE LAKE TITICACA

THE POPACATAPITAL IS NOT IN CANADA

RATHER IN MEXICO, MEXICO, MEXICO

CANADA MALAGA RIMINI BRENDECY

CANADA MALAGA RIMINI BRENDECY

CANADA MALAGA RIMINI BRENDECY

CANADA MALAGA RIMINI BRENDECY

YES

TIBET TIBET TIBET

NAGASAKI YOKOHAMA

NAGASAKI YOKOHAMA

WHAT A TO DO TO DIE TODAY

AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO

A THING DISTINCTLY HARD TO SAY

BUT HARDER STILL TO DO

FOR THEY’LL BEAT A TA TO

AT A TWENTY TO TWO

WITH A RA-TA-TA, TA-TA-TA, TA-TA-TA TO

AND THE DRAGON WILL COME

WHEN HE HEARS THE DRUM

AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO TODAY

AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO

BEE-BAH, BEE-BAH, TEE-TEE-TEE

BEE-BAH, BEE-BAH, TEE-TEE-TEE

BEE-BAH, BEE-BAH, TEE-TEE-TEE

SSSSSSSAH

BEE-BAH, BEE-BAH, TEE-TEE-TEE

BEE-BAH, BEE-BAH, TEE-TEE-TEE

BEE-BAH, BEE-BAH, TEE-TEE-TEE

SSSSSSSAH

ALUMINUM LINOLEUM

ALUMINUM LINOLEUM

ALUMINUM LINOLEUM

TOY BOAT TOY BOAT TOY BOAT TOY BOAT

RED LEATHER YELLOW LEATHER

RED LEATHER YELLOW LEATHER

RED LEATHER YELLOW LEATHER

RED LEATHER YELLOW LEATHER

CINNAMON SYNONYM CINNAMON SYNONYM CINNAMON SYNONYM

UNIQUE NEW YORK UNIQUE NEW YORK

UNIQUE NEW YORK UNIQUE NEW YORK

WOO WHOA WAR WOW

WOO WHOA WAR WOW

WOO WHOA WAR WOW

WOO WHOA WAR WOW