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 THE CHURCH
"The church is like manure. Pile it up and it stinks up the neighborhood; spread it out and it enriches the world."--Luis Palau
"The church is like Noah's ark. If it wasn't for the storm on the outside; you couldn't stand the stink on the inside."--Howard Hendricks
Some people who watch "Saturday Night Live" come to church "Sunday Morning Dead." —Complete Book of Zingers, The
The church should be a living organism instead of a dead organization. —Complete Book of Zingers, The
Church attendance—come early for a backseat.—Complete Book of Zingers,
The church is a hospital for sinners; not a museum for saints.-copied-
Sorry I couldn't help myself :) Hope you have a great day at church! catch you later! |
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