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Some random Redneck morning thoughts from Rich…
Would elder vampires go for dentures, or would they just gum ya to death? In the TV show Cheers; if Cliff was supposedly Norm’s best-friend then why didn’t he ever try to get him one of them cushy post-office jobs? How many collards make up a mess? Why is it that my dogs don’t mind licking a sweaty foot or their own hind-parts… but Wal-Mart brand dog food is out of the question? If you were forced to buy two airline seats due to your waist size, would it be improper to ask for two bags of peanuts? If global warming is real, why is my ex mother-in-law still so cold? Why caint I lose both socks at the same time? Have the makers of Fixodent ever seen an apple? When will the FitTV channel realize that the only time we enjoy watching other folks exercise is during a football game or the Thanksgiving Parade? (pass the chips please)
What is wrong with meat from a can?
Why do I get so dang busy that I caint find time to connect with all my Mychurch friends. Will they even remember me if I were to return? Love to all, Rich |
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| November 18, 2008 |
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| This is way Cool my Bro!!! |
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| November 18, 2008 |
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| We remember ya! |
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| November 18, 2008 |
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| Yeah, we remeber you.Glad to see your post. |
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| November 18, 2008 |
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| Of course we remember you, and we know you are always good at bringing us a laugh! (Love the elderly vampires, LOL!) |
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| November 18, 2008 |
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"Will they even remember me if I were to return?"
Rich you goober, you're the one who's going off and forgetting people. Or have you forgotten? (LOL!)
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| November 18, 2008 |
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| Missed you - you have a way of lighting up my day..... Rich WHO????? |
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| November 18, 2008 |
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| Of course we remember you! Good to see you, brother. |
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| November 18, 2008 |
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| Still remember you Chris! |
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| November 18, 2008 |
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well, hello my redneck friend.........you pose some good ponderings......one i can answer, hehehehe.
A mess of collard greens ( I had some last night ) is how much will fit in the pan you're cooking them in :)
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| November 18, 2008 |
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| Hey Rich! Yep, we still remember you. It's good to hear from you again! :D |
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| November 19, 2008 |
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| I like the one about the ex mother in law. What's this about collards? Me no understand, LOL!!! And by the way, I remembers' ya! And I still ain't in-tune with what a Redneck is, ROTFLOL!!! |
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| November 19, 2008 |
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| Who are you??? |
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| November 19, 2008 |
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if you choke a smurf what color does he turn?( that ones not mine ) these are:
The first guy to buy a fax machine ,what was HE thinkin?,.."Are other people going to buy these "?
Can I call 911 if I've lost my inner child?
If your pastor is a 6 th degree black belt in Karate , is it okay to tell people " My pastor can beat your Pastor"?
Why is there braille on the drive up ATM?
The first guy to milk a cow ? WHAT the heck was he doing? |
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| November 19, 2008 |
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Did you get a visitors card???? LOL
miss ya guy~
xoxo |
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| November 19, 2008 |
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I just love to see you guys out here again. I gotta tell ya, I was a little worried that we may have lost a few but it seems for the most part we still have the same ole crew.
Missed ya'll more! |
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| November 19, 2008 |
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| We can never forget ya Rich! |
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| November 20, 2008 |
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Hey King of Cheese, good to see you out here again too! How was your vegas trip?
Thanks for the extra laughs! Feel free to use mine on stage if ya like (for a small fee or some good tater-tot recipes). lol
How about I change my name to King of Tater Tots and we just go on the road together? It'll be the Cheezy Tots show! Call me. |
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| November 30, 2008 |
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| Hey, Rich! Thanks for postin', this is hilarious! |
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| December 30, 2008 |
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I, the yankee bred, Florida-raised, somewhat refined red neck, actually ask those questions. Exept the meat in a can. *shudder* Bad experience with Spam.
I have to admit, I know the feeling about the lost connections. I am at school for most of the year and have to wait until breaks for connecting with friends.
May the Lord watch between thee and all thy friends.
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| February 03, 2009 |
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| Rednecks ALWAYS leave a lasting impression; even if it's just tobacco juice stains on your floor. |
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| March 19, 2009 |
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I like Spam, Rich... but don't tell anyone.
If you were forced to buy two airline seats due to your waist size, would it be improper to ask for two bags of peanuts? Ask for three! |
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