LET ME START OUT WITH A LITTLE JOKE THAT I FOUND THAT I THOUGHT WAS CUTE.           A COUPLE HAD TWO LITTLE BOYS, AGES 8 AND 10, WHO WERE EXCESSIVELY MISCHIEVOUS. THEY WERE ALWAYS GETTING INTO TROUBLE AND THEIR PARENTS KNEW THAT, IF ANY MISCHIEF OCCURRED IN THEIR TOWN, THEIR SONS WERE PROBABLY INVOLVED. THEY BOYS` MOTHER HEARD THAT A CLERYMAN IN TOWN HAD BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN DISCIPLINING CHILDREN, SO SHE ASKED IF HE WOULD SPEAK WITH HER BOYS. THE CLERYMAN AGREED, BUT ASKED TO SEE THEM INDIVIDUALLY. SO THE MOTHER SENT HER 8-YEAR-OLD, FIRST, IN THE MORNING, WITH THE OLDER BOY TO SEE THE CLERYMAN IN THE AFTERNOON. THE CLERYMAN, A HUGE MAN WITH A BOOMING VOICE, SAT THE YOUNGER BOY DOWN AND ASKED HIM STERNLY, " WHERE IS GOD?!! THE BOY'S MOUTH DROPPED OPEN, WIDE EYED. SO THE CLERGMAN REPEATED THE QUESTION IN A STERNER TONE "WHERE IS GOD"!!? AGAIN THE BOY MADE NO ATTEMPT TO ANSWER. SO THE CLERGMAN RAISED HIS VOICE EVEN MORE AND SHOOK HIS FINGER IN THE BOY'S FACE AND BELLOWED, "WHERE IS GOD!?? THE BOY SCREAMED AND BOLTED FROM THE ROOM RAN DIRECTLY HOME AND DOVE INTO HIS CLOSET, SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND HIM. WHEN HIS OLDER BROTHER FOUND HIM IN THE CLOSET, HE ASKED,"WHAT HAPPENED? "THE YOUNGER BROTHER, GASPING FOR BREATH, REPLIED,"THIS TIME DUDE GOD IS MISSING--------AND THEY THINK WE DID IT!"