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I got up this morning and found out I was out of milk. So I grabbed the last piece of bread, it was the end-piece too, and made some toast. As I was looking at the toaster I noticed that it was set on "2" but the dial goes all the way up to "10". I began to think about why that was. I don't ever remember toasting anything on level 10. Sometimes my toast burns on level 2. Why in the world would the toaster inventors have a level 10? Then Jesus spoke to my heart and said "BillyRay, that's the way my children treat me sometimes, They leave me on level 2, when I have so much more for them."
I got real convicted about that, because I think I'm livin around level 4, which is really warm but it's still not as hot as Jesus wants me to be. The Bible says this too in Revelation 3:16
3:16 So because thou art lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spew thee out of my mouth.
After I prayed, I realized the toast hadn't popped out yet. I checked the plug and sure enough it was unplugged. I'm real big on symbolism, so I plugged it back up and turned the dial up to level 10. About 12 minutes later the toast popped up and it really didn't look edible anymore so I took that as a sign that Jesus wanted me to fast breakfast. Me and Rich gotta big cookout planned for tonight anyway. I also noticed a strange image in my toast. I'm thinking about putting it on craigslist and donating the money to charity.
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| July 03, 2007 |
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| whoa, that is truly amazing! |
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| July 03, 2007 |
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That was a good one BR. But I think you might be joshin us about that peice of toast huh? Who would even want to buy a burnt piece of toast with Charles Manson on it?
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| July 03, 2007 |
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| naw, I'll bring it tonight to the cookout. That ain't charles manson that's Jesus the man-son of God. |
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| July 03, 2007 |
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Nice way to ridicule the Body of Christ guys,,,, |
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| July 03, 2007 |
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| Don't come down on them too hard, Dark. There's some truth in there if you look for it:) |
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| July 03, 2007 |
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DarkRadiance, man I don't even know what to say man, I don't mean to offend you. I'll try to write something later on that you can relate too. I was reading your page about Sarkosis and Theosis, I like the story of Tobit myself. I had a catholic friend that told me about him. I may try to write something about that later on this week. Me and the family are headed down to the beach tomorrow so we'll be gone till saturday. We don't miss church for nothin. God Bless |
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| July 03, 2007 |
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| No worries Mull. I have just been contemplating the concept of the Incarnation for the past couple of days and guess I am a bit hyper-sensitive as a result. |
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| July 06, 2007 |
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| Mullet Preacher i loved your revolation God speaks to me from time to time using objects once it was a slug i found in the flower bed and once it was with a rose bush. If you are open God can use anything...Jesus is the bread of life after all........ |
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| July 09, 2007 |
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Hey, my toaster only goes up to 6! I'm gonna have to upgrade because I do like my poptarts well done! This blog is good. |
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| July 09, 2007 |
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| Cathy, I was thinking that all along. Thanks to Rob Reiner. |
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| July 10, 2007 |
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| I thought this was a fantastic post! Funny and yet profound...now there's a good Word! |
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| July 16, 2007 |
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| you are too funny |
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| July 16, 2007 |
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| It's true we all need to change the to 10 or 11, so we can be more like Christ. By the way how did you do the toast like that, good job...lol |
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| August 28, 2007 |
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| good blog! just a question tho..why do toasters go up to numbers that will scorch your bread until no human in their rite mind would eat it? |
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| August 28, 2007 |
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| good blog! just a question tho..why do toasters go up to numbers that will scorch your bread until no human in their rite mind would eat it? |
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| September 20, 2007 |
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'why do toasters go up to numbers that will scorch your bread until no human in their rite mind would eat it?' --So you can see Jesus!
One hot blog! Thanks for the grins! |  |
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| September 20, 2007 |
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| lol Lara, can ya please write a blog about the big mac?! |
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| September 30, 2007 |
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| A talking Big Mac...yep, that is an interesting one!! |
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| April 07, 2008 |
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| to funny. |
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