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Well folks, me and the wife just got back from the beach. We had a real good time too. The wife was real excited to wear her new Dukes of Hazzard swimsuit and she was the best looking thang on the beach, let me tell ya. We had allot of excitin things happen to us while we were there that I might write about next week. But one thing happened that I just couldn't wait to write about.
At the beach we go to there is a little buildin with consessions, bathroom, and showers. I usually don't go in it because we bring our own snacks and the bathroom is kinda nasty because people go in there drippin wet from the ocean, and if I go in behind them there is always a puddle of water in front of the toilet... and I can never be sure if the puddle is ocean water or if their aim is bad... I'm not a big risk taker. But this time my wife forgot to pack anything but potatoe chips, and I just wasn't in the mood for those... I had a hankerin for something a little more healthy. So I walked over to the concession building intending to order a hotdog with mustard and chili.
When I got up to the window I seen somebody that looked familiar. Sure enough it was my exwife's sister, Brenda. Now there is one word that describes Brenda, and that's BIG. Big mouth, big head, big liar, big meany, and most of all big boned. The one thing that used to get under my skin the most was she would always talk about how she was gonna start eatin healthy, but every time you seen her she'd have a cigarrette in one hand and a pepsi in the other....ooooh it makes the hair on my knuckles stand up just thinkin about it. Well, unfortunatly she was ahead of me in line and I found out real quick that she ain't changed a bit. It took her like 5 minutes just to order. I lost track of what she was gettin after the 4th flavor of doritoes, but the total came up to over 9 dollars. That might not sound like much but most thangs on the menu coast about 50 cents, so that's like 20 items. Thankfully when she turned around she didn't notice who I was (probably because I was so sunburned).
Seein Brenda again got me thinkin about my own life. See Brenda never could understand why she had health problems even though she never took care of herself. And I cain't judge her because there's things in my life that I do the same type of stuff. For example I got 8 subscriptions to wrestlin magazines and I always wonder why I don't have no money. I stay up late on satuday's watchin TV and then wonder why I don't want to wake up for church on Sunday. Most important is I always want to get closer to the Lord, but I go days without readin my bible or prayin.
As I pondered those things the Lord brought a quote back to my mind that I heard a while back. "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result." Now, I know I ain't insane but I guess in God's eyes I act that way sometimes. See when the Lord saved me he gave me a special ability that my former-sister-in-law don't have... that's the power of the Holy Spirit to help me change. And if I keep doing negative things I am basically denying the Holy Spirit from working in my life the way He wants.
That little experience change my life the past few days. I cancelled my subscriptions to the wrestlin magazines, I made a point to pray and read my bible everyday since then, and I am goin to bed after I finish this blog.
So, I felt like I needed to write this down because maybe some of you experience the same things. Don't be insane! Stop doin what your doin, make an effort to do things different, and let the Holy Spirit give you the strength to change. God bless. |
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| July 07, 2007 |
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| I like the insanity quote, M.P.! :-) |
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| July 07, 2007 |
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Man I caint believe you seen Brenda out there! I guess you didn't get her phone number did ya? I aint asking for me, really!
Anyway, nice devotional... Reminds me of Proverbs 26:11 "As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly."
Missed ya man, let's eat some fish!
Rich |
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| July 08, 2007 |
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| Welcome back, and thank you for another great lesson! That's why I tune in everyday, to get reminders like this, and a laugh, too. Its got me thinking this morning of all the insane things I do, like trying to make homemade biscuits, I been trying to sell the last batch to the military to use over in Iraq. |
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| July 08, 2007 |
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missed you too Rich. I can get Brenda's number if ya want, but I got to warn ya she's blowed up like a tick on draccula. Bless her heart. |
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| July 08, 2007 |
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Love it, great lesson! Another star!
Q: Do you think the glory days of the mullet hairstyle might be a little beyond us? |
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| July 09, 2007 |
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Big Mike! Come on now, the mullet isn't a fashion statement like the always cool tuxedo t-shirt. Mullet is a way of life for many like Billyray and me.
The front shows that I'm an above average, well manored, good ole boy workin at the auto parts store; but the back says "hey man don't come up on me less you want some heat." Except the only heat we are bringing is the heat of the Word!
Love ya buddy, Rich |
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| July 09, 2007 |
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Hey Mullet...I thought you were Dr. Phil there for a minute! You drive home a very good point, and an even better reminder. I need to stop complaining about the things I can easily change by simply making better choices. Glad you had a great vacation.
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| July 09, 2007 |
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| Ahhh, now I totally understand the mullet. I really like the dual message that it sends. Thanks Rich!! ~mike |
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| July 09, 2007 |
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| Dude - you are like Larry The Cable guy with a Bible! And, I mean that in the best way. Keep up the good work! |
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| July 10, 2007 |
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| I like the point you made you always have a good message brought to us in a very humorous way. keep it up |
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| July 10, 2007 |
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| I loved the way you put it - made me laugh! The definition of insanity - good one. But I must say the comment about "she's blowed up like a tick on draccula" was funny. Never heard that one. Thanks for the laugh needed that one. Have a great Day! GB |
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| July 17, 2007 |
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| love it!!! |
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| July 20, 2007 |
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| Neat blog/lesson! Thanks! |
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| July 20, 2007 |
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| I am able to see your post but guess what? As usual, when I click on your pic, I am right back to the login business. I really do not know what the problem is but I do know it is a technical one because we have both the same problemo.....take care, s |
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| July 20, 2007 |
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| Hey Soldier, nice to hear from ya. i think tha issue has somethin to do with the way my profile was set up. I changed the background and some stuff. See if you can do it now. |
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| July 21, 2007 |
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| Gotta love the humor and you make a good point as well. <>< |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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I sure wish her name wasn't Brenda.............. GrammyB (aka Brenda) |
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| October 16, 2007 |
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| Great post! Have a great day! Lisa |
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| October 16, 2007 |
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| thank you Lisa God bless you |
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