Pick the month you  were born:

January-------I kicked

February------I loved

March--------I karate chopped

April----------I licked

May----------I jumped on

June----------I smelled

July-----------I did the Macarena With

August--------I had lunch with 

September----I danced with

October-------I sang to

November-----I yelled at

December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a snowman

6-------a gangster

7-------my mobile phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends'  boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom 

18-------a spoon

19------ - a Smurf

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my  sister

27-------my brother 

28-------an iPod

29-------a surfer

30-------a homeless guy

31-------a llama   

  What is the last number of the year you were born:

1--------- In my car 

2 --------- On your car 

3 ----------- In a hole 

4 ----------- Under your bed  

5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle  

6 --------- sliding down a hill       

7 --------- in an elevator 

8---------- at the dinner table  

9 -------- In line at the bank 

0 -------- in your bathroom   

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.

Red-----------because the voices told me to. 

Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want to. 

Green---------because I think I need some serious help.

Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!

Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. 

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown---------because I can.

Other----------because I'm a Ninja!

None----------because I can't control myself!   

Now type out the sentence you made:   I ran over a monster under your bed because I think I need some serious help!