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Just a little humor -- I think we're allowed even on a 'my church' page.. if any objections let me know and I'll take it down . have a good laugh its good for ya! LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY
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| | I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. | | | |
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?
| | Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | | | | I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! | | When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.' | | | |
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
| | Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! | | | |
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. | | | | Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? | | Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier' |
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And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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