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I was reading a copy of The Lutheran Digest that I picked up at my Aunt Katie's funeral, and chuckled at these "Things you never hear in church." - Hey! It's MY turn to sit in the front pew!
- I was so enthralled, I never noticed that your sermon went 25 minutes longer than usual.
- Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
- I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
- Since we're all here, let's start the worship service early!
- Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
Hope y'all enjoy 'em... |
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