| Church Membership For Sale: Jimmy Sanders |
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I've been in church most of my adult life and have managed to join several churches over the past 34 years. I would be willing to let go of my old Assembly of God membership sorta cheap, the paper works just a little yellow. This membership has several years of perfect attendance, being the Pastor, they expected me to come. I left in good standing and my tithes paid up, they will expect some one of class to take this membership. My membership with the Church of God, well this one's going to cost you a little more, because of the fact, I cut my teeth on a Church of God pew. My Granddaddy was a Church of God man and my Daddy was a Church of God man, and Bless the Lord, I'm Church of God too. I get a little carried away thinking back to the good ole days in the Church of God. I've got a membership with an Independent Church called the Open Doors Church. This membership should be worth a lot, for I probably lost more hair here than anywhere else I attended.This membership has a little baptist twisted included in it, because the church pulled out of the southern baptist organization. There was a lot of baptist ideas left over after I got there, like once saved always saved. Open Door membership includes being a part of the elder board, even if the position is just as a figure head. I have a few other church memberships that I could possibly claim ownership to, but I think these should be enough. With purchase of any of these the memberships comes with some seniority, I'm not old enough to have a charter membership anywhere or maybe I wasn't allowed to stay long enough to establish a charter membership. These memberships are a lot like roll over minutes, you get with your cell phone service, you can use them when you decide that you want to use them. I visited a lady that was a member in good standing from my church that hadn't been there in the 7 years that I was there, yet in good standing. I'm willing to let some of these go on a payment plan, just a little down and a few bucks a month and you can be sitting pretty in a fine used church membership. God Bless You: |
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