Yall ever come up with some of them genius ideas, only to find out you shoulda thought them through a little better?

Yeah, I've had a bunch of hair brained ideas that never panned out to much. Little stuff, like cleaning fish using an electric sander... which is actually a bad idea (it's not quicker nor cleaner).

I've learned it aint a good idea to give a laxative to a cat, no matter how stopped-up he seems.

I thought I was a genius when I came up with the three-way mirror. Turns out nobody wants to watch folks, watch you, watching others, etc. Yeah, it confused me too.

Let’s see, some other inventions… Glow in the dark toothpaste, dud. Once I tried to trademark a “Jiggle the Handle” signbut no luck.

And since the kids these days are buying hats that come out of the store looking like a dog chewed them up, I figured there may be a market for a pre-stained t-shirt line… there won’t.

The One-Stop Shop for movie rentals, slurpees, and bait & ammo never got approved for a small business loan.

The Denture holder for dishwashers was a wash.

Oh yeah; and the Spare-Underwear Caddy for your car was not real popular at the flea-market. I even had the slogan and everything. “Never trust a fart.”

Oh well, one day something will come along.

Love to all,
Rich