u know u are a redneck when the last words before losing conscience is "hey yall watch this".
you might be redneck if you.....
you think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

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