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||August 14, 2007|1476 reads
 

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Richard
August 14, 2007
I caint believe this. Please check your email!
MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007
I did check it and I printed it out as evidence of you harrassin me. Them puppies ain't yours, Rich.
Richard
August 14, 2007
I called your mama and she told me that you was plannin on selling some of my puppies to pay the phone bill (so that's why you never picked up) and get Kathy some kind of massage chair from the Sears catelog.

Just cause your dog is the daddy dont mean you can steal them from my yard.

I want to continue the strong freindship that we've always had, but we need to get past this and not air it out in front of everybody.

P.S. Chase accidentally broke your fishin pole that I borrowed. He got it caught up with a jet skier. You can have one puppy as a trade for that little mishap. the rest is mine.
MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007
So you admit that I got ownershp of one of them now (printing that out) You ain't gettin the rest neither... you couldn't afford to feed em anyway "Mr. Product Review" ... how's that workin out for you, has the hair grown back on your legs yet???  Maybe you could be a pantyhose model now, it would probably pay more. If you think your so big and bad why don't you take them shiney legs and drive on over here.
Richard
August 14, 2007
I cait believe the tone, very unappropriate. Why not just email me back?

Hows this for a new mullet preacher blog... Dont let chow mix keep you out of heaven... You could write a mean one about that!
Richard
August 14, 2007

I just re-read this again. Man I caint believe this.

 

You saying I aint a real friend?

 

Who was there for you when you changed your first transmission? Who took the rap for you when the police was questioning the illegal dumping of solid and mechanical waste in yer backyard?

 

Who stood by you when Kathy left you and went to her mamas till you got the ac fixed and the toilet unclogged? Who installed the window air conditioner for you? Who was the last person to cut your hair (and didn’t charge you a dime)?

 

Who took your mother-in-law out to the movies to get her out of your hair for a while? Who brought her back still alive? Who took the motorcycle driving test for you (and got away with it)? Who picked you up from the hospital after you wrecked your bike?

 

Shall I keep going? Probably not. It was me man, your best friend Rich. The guy who’s treated you good all these years and still loves you brother.

Mike n Laura
August 14, 2007
What kind of puppies, I simply must know.  
Bunny Wilson
August 14, 2007
I still say you both should be on the Rick & Bubba Show.  You'd be a sure-fire hit!
MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007
Pitbull chow mix. Pitbull is the daddy, the chow is the momma. The pitbull is mine, and the chow is Rich's. The puppies were born in my yard, so just like anybody else would do, I claim them as mine. We're going to have a man to man meeting tonight and work it out.
Mike n Laura
August 14, 2007
Hooray for the man-to-man. Just make sure Jesus is there with you. 

ps... how many puppies, and how much $$ are we talkin'
Marsharie
August 14, 2007

I'm sorry to see humor in your pain guys, but ROFL...you guys need to just bury it over a weinie roast and some Dr. Pepper.

MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007
I just called Rich and he said we could let them go for $75 a piece. We got 5 puppies all together. The momma and daddy are both pure breed too so this is a pretty good deal. I'll email you my phone number to call me and set up the sale. We're probably gonna buy one of those massager chairs from sears when we get them all sold.
Richard
August 14, 2007
No worries guys. We gonna cook up some tater tots and have tuna sandwiches and work this all out tonight!

We've somewhat discussed this via email and it seems we may have an agreement here. Billy Ray is gonna give me an old lawnmower of his that I've had my eye on for a while and he's gonna let me use the massage chair.

Done deal!
Mike n Laura
August 14, 2007
Sweet!!  Now for the star!
MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007

Rich - that deal is only good if Mike don't won't to buy the puppies. We can get more money for them if we sell them.

Richard
August 14, 2007
Whatever bo, I don't care about them pups no more. I just want that old mower of yours so I can make a go-cart.

Do what you want to with them, as long as I can borrow some time on the ol massaging chair to work out these knots.

I hope we can get this behind us and enjoy tonight last we used to.
Richard
August 14, 2007
What's mike gonna do with all them dogs?
MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007
Ok man... I wonder what Mikes gonna do with all them dogs? Mike what are you going to do with all them dogs?
Richard
August 14, 2007
Jinx! LOL
MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007
I love you man.
Richard
August 14, 2007
You too man, I'm sorry for the remark about the pups favoring your mama.
MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007
huh, you didn't never say nothin about my momma...
Richard
August 14, 2007

Then just delete my email from around noon! Please!

ali
August 14, 2007
ha ha! ustedes me hacen reir! ha! :D
MulletPreacher
August 14, 2007

dónde está los baño para hambres. That's the only thing I know how to say in spanish.  Or it might be hombres... i always get them two mixed up. One means "men" and one mean "hunger" so it's real important that you don't get them mixed up.

Richard
August 14, 2007
Hey Billy Ray... Mark (the fella who works up there at Freds Beds) said he might want one of them pups.

He just called to say that my camo headboard and footboard was in. I told him to give you a call when your phone is up again.
Richard
August 14, 2007
Muchos vendedores de la carne en el área.

I don't know what that says but it is on the back of one of my boarding passes from a missons trip.
rosie burns
August 14, 2007
pitbull and chow them must be some puppies take a picture and post it i have to see..........glad you two worked things out.....are the pup's  chowitbulls or pitbuchows??????????????
Randy Lloyd
August 14, 2007

Good to see you work this all out.  Way to go guys.

ali
August 15, 2007
I want a pitbuchow...but I'm poor...*tear!
Valerie Clark
August 15, 2007
OK...Is this for real???  You people are hilarious!