Do you think that God sometimes gives us something funny just to lift our spirits?

Heavy Metal Killed Beethoven . . .

This morning I was glancing through the morning paper when I saw the above headline. I thought to myself, what? My first reaction was how could he listen to Heavy Metal? Then I read the article, his doctor had given him a high dose of lead in an attempt to treat his illness and many feel this caused his death. I guess lead is heavy metal?

After getting over that chuckle then I saw another in the same paper.

Here is the headline:

ALLEGED ROBBER TELLS VICTIM TO MAKE CHANGE

James Mitchell was arrested for robbing a pizza parlor. He refused to take a $10 bill that was handed to him. He waited patiently while the owner made change and handed him the $4 he demanded. He was arrested a few minutes later as he ran away. This all occurred in Greenburgh, NY

Thanks Lord I needed a smile this morning.