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Have ya ever done somethin that ya regreted? Well, recently I've had a string of less than perfect days. Seems like I keep gettin in weird situations where God tests me, but I don't realize it was a test until its too late and I done failed. Let me explain.
Friday I had a bill collector call me wantin to know why I ain't paid my cable bill. I told him its because I hain't even turned on the TV all month. He said it don't matter if I watch the TV or not I still got to pay. It turned into a argument, and before I knew it I had yelled at him and called him a dumby. I looked over and saw that my son was listenin to me from the kitchen, and I realized I had set a bad example. Test Failed
Saturday we was out to eat at the Golden Corral. We sat down with our food from the buffet and I ran out of sweet-tea half way through the mashed potatoes. It took over 10 minutes before our waiter came to give me a refill. We asked him for some extra napkins and he never even brought them. Then to top it all off he got our bill wrong and we had to wait almost 20 minutes for him to get it right. My mulletude got the best of me and I gave him a piece of my mind. The waiter looked back at me with a tear in his eye and said, "I'm sorry Mr. but you see my little girl is sick in the hospital and its just hard for me to concentrate on my job". I felt lower than worm-sweat in a wagon-rut. Test Failed
Sunday, after church we was on the way home. I was rushin cause I wanted get home in time to see the football game. I was goin a little fast, but not fast enough to get pulled over... ya know maybe 5-7 miles over the speed limit, occasionally stompin the pedal when it was safe. Sure enough, I come up on a car that was goin EXACTLY the speed limit. "goodness gracious Get outta my way!" I said. Then I jerked the car in the other lane and wooshed around em. Kathy said, "BillyRay! you know you just passed that new couple thats been comin to church." Thats gonna be hard to explain next Sunday. Test Failed.
If God was to give me my report card for the week I'd have a F, and it wouldn't stand for fantastic. Well, this mornin I was prayin, "God please help me not to keep failin like this, what am I doin wrong here?" I felt in my spirit like I needed to open up my Bible. It fell open to Nehemiah 4:23 4:23 So neither I, nor my brethren, nor my servants, nor the men of the guard that followed me, none of us put off our clothes, every one `went with' his weapon `to' the water.
See in this part of the Bible, ol' Nehemiah was tryin to rebuild a wall. However Nehemiah's enemies won't very happy about it and they kept lookin for an opportunity to stop him. The only way for Nehemiah to succeed was for him to constanly be alert and on guard at ALL times.
Then God spoke to my heart, "BillyRay, you got to be on guard at ALL times too but instead, you keep lettin the devil catch you in your underwear" "In each one of those test you failed you took off the Armor of God and got too relaxed" "You gotta remember to take me everywhere you go!"
Then God brought this verse to my mind. Galatians 5:16 5:16 But I say, walk by the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
So I just want to encourage us all today: Don't let the devil catch you in your underwear. If you find that you're havin a hard time livin right. Examine yourself like I did, ask God to forgive ya, and then start walkin in the Spirit; ready to fight the devil and your flesh at all times. We got the weapons to defeat the devil, we just got to use em.
God bless BillyRay
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| You have an ear to hear Billy Ray. Thats the key. We all make mistakes. Its not what gets Gods attention. What gets Gods attention the most is the see us adhere to Holy Spirits convictions and obey! So glad you obeyed! ( Btw, I have a horror story too about a waitress. Only she had no exuse for giving us terrible service, but I had not exuse for being rude either.) |
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September 25, 2007 at 8:50am |
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| Worm sweat in a wagon rut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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BillyRay,
You said, "Then God brought this verse to my mind. Galatians 5:16 But I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not carry out the desire of the flesh.
Now let me just add with my best 1611 v. "thou shalt wearth pants". lol (Father forgive me, Mullet started this!) lol
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Thanks Mullet I never thought about it but then again ephesians tells us to put on the full armor of God it doesn't tell us anywhere in the bible to take it off. 3:20 See, I am waiting at the door and giving the sign; if my voice comes to any man's ears and he makes the door open, I will come in to him, and will take food with him and he with me. I always thought this verse was for unbelievers, but it was to saved christians at laidocea. |
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Shannon - You are so right, we gotta have ears to hear. I'd love to hear your waiter story! Cathy - That's low ain't it! Pastor Aminata - lol, you ain't right! Lord forgive me for startin that lol Dave - Good insight, thanks for makin that point a little bit clearer than I did. Well said. |
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| When I read the title I thought fer sure you or Kathy had seen me on the porch this morning feeding the pups! |
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| We did see you Rich, but this don't have nothin to do with that. I'll post another blog about that later entitled "Made Bare For All The World To See" |
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| Well, we were at a fine dining resturant. It was a real italian place. We ordered something that had lots of pasty cheese stuff in it. Kinda looked like flour and water, like someone was gonna make a pinata out of it. We started the meal, and I sat there for 20 minutes with my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth and had no water! I decided I would go find my server. Well, I found her. She was laughing and carrying on with another customer in another room! I was so mad I had not had water for 20 minutes. So, I yelled out to her, " A glass of water 20 minutes ago would have been lovely!". She was steaming mad and came to the table and chewed me out big time for embarrassing her in front of her customer. I simply told her that this was a very expensive meal, and I expect the best service to go with it. Well, as good as that felt to my flesh to tell her off, I knew in my spirit it was not very christian like. I really emabarrased TK along with it. OK!!! Now you have dirt on me! |
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| It's so true though, eh? And I laugh because those scenarios really do happen! They have in my husband and my lives! Right, walk by the Spirit! Keep our guard up. Always, because the devil is looking for someone to devour! Simple truth. |
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September 25, 2007 at 11:11am |
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| This is an excellent post Billy Ray. It is so easy for us to take off the armor of God, isn't it? And the devil is just laying in wait for the opportunity. Thank you for reminding me that I need to keep His armor on at all times! |
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| Yo... Billy, great subject dude! Don't get caught with your pants down! How's Richard doing? Sorry I've kinda skipped church the last couple weeks... issues with the ladies. Right on brotha! |
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September 25, 2007 at 12:28pm |
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| Amen sweetie, you have blessed you dear Mum today. |
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Mullet, you are one of my favorite bloggers. You have a knack to drive home important spiritual truths in a very humorous way.
Blessings,
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| you always have a unique outlook on things. I love the Redneck perspective. |
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September 25, 2007 at 2:11pm |
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| Thanks Billyray for an memorable lesson. |
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Shannon - We've all done stuff like that before I'm sure. lol but I just can't see you losin your temper like that Lara - Yep you nailed it. That ol' devil is hungry! (Eh) Deb - Thanks Deb, I'm glad ya enjoyed it! Chuck - Don't let them ladies mess you up man, you need to be in church. Mum - Thanks Pastor Tim - That is quite a compliment comin from a man of your status, I love your blogs to man Wilma - God bless you JayKTX - You are welcome God bless you |
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Billy Ray~ You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! LOL! |
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September 25, 2007 at 5:20pm |
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| The devil caught me in my skivies today after spending an amazing time at the Holy Land Experience on the way home it was taken way to long because of traffic and i got very unpleasent....no one else knew except God but hey He's the only one who's opions counts...................Good word MP you are on the top of your game today..... |
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Shannon - <tremblin in fear> [insert scared smiley here] Where'd you get all them smilies anyhow?
Rosie - Thanks Rosie!! You mean this here place HLE . I want to go there |
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| That's just awesome, Mullet. Awesome! haha, no one can do it like you. ~mike |
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| Mike - I'm glad I can make ya laugh man. You bout done with all that work mess? I been missin ya man. I know ya been on here when ya can, but we need ya out here all the time 24-7 like before! Love ya man. God bless. |
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| Thanks MP. I'm living for Oct. 1. God bless you too! ~mike |
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September 26, 2007 at 8:06am |
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| I feel for you,when i get behind the wheel the wife just says everone better get out of my way. Test failed often . |
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September 26, 2007 at 4:30pm |
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| Mike what do you have yourself into? or can i ask? Oct 1st is coming way to soon for me.........that means back to the real world........no i don't want to go back to work and real life i want to be a full time vacationer............ |
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Bob - I feel your pain man!
Psalmsgirl - Wonderful addition here. Thanks for your insight! |
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September 27, 2007 at 10:04am |
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Mullet, Go to Smilie.com they are free |
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its smiley central! Go to www.smileycentral.com and download the file to your computer. Then a link will appear in the tool bar at the top of the page. While typing a comment or message, click the smiley central on the tool bar, pick out a smiley, just click on the smiley, and it is automatically inserted into your message or comment.
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Percussion - you are welcome man, I'm glad it touched you. God bless ya man.
Shannon - That don't give spyware or nothin does it? Have ya scanned your computer since ya installed those smileys? Just seems too good ta be true. Let me know. |
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September 30, 2007 at 8:33am |
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Mr. Mullet this blog is awesome
I'm in the area of wanting, I everything done yesterday or immediately get out of my way kind of thing like your ride to get to see the game.
I must confess God is not finish with me yet
My God always brings this scriptures to me
PATIENCE IS DEVELOPED THROUGH WAITING. Mordecai had exposed a plot to assassinate Xerxes-thus he had saved the king’s life (2:21-23). Although his good deed was recorded in the history books, Mordecai had gone unrewarded. But God was saving Mordecai’s reward for the right time. Just as Haman was about to hang Mordecai unjustly, the king was ready to give the reward. Although God promises to reward our good deeds, we sometimes feel our “payoff” is too far away. Be patient. God steps in when it will do the most good. BIBLE READING: 2 Thessalonians 1:1-12 KEY BIBLE VERSE: We proudly tell God’s other churches about your endurance and faithfulness in all the persecutions and hardships you are suffering. (2 Thessalonians 1:4)
HOW CAN I GROW IN PATIENCE? Exodus 5:22-23 . . . Moses went back to the Lord and protested, . . . “Why did you send me?” We become impatient when we focus more on our agenda than on God’s will. Psalm 40:1 . . . I waited patiently for the Lord to help me, and he turned to me and heard my cry. We must wait patiently in prayer for God to do his work in us. Habakkuk 2:3 . . . If it seems slow, wait patiently, for it will surely take place. It will not be delayed. We develop patience as we learn to live from an eternal perspective. Galatians 5:22 . . . When the Holy Spirit controls our lives, he will produce this kind of fruit in us: love, joy, peace, patience. Patience is a by-product of the presence and work of the Holy Spirit in our heart. 1 Corinthians 13:4 . . . Love is patient and kind. Patience is one of the evidences of love. Romans 8:24-25 . . . If we look forward to something we don’t have yet, we must wait patiently and confidently. Patience is produced by the hope a believer has in God’s eternal glory. WHY IS PATIENCE SUCH A VIRTUE? Romans 15:5 . . . May God, who gives this patience and encouragement, help you live in complete harmony with each other-each with the attitude of Christ Jesus toward the other. Galatians 5:22 . . . When the Holy Spirit controls our lives, he will produce this kind of fruit in us: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness. Colossians 1:11 . . . We also pray that you will be strengthened with his glorious power so that you will have all the patience and endurance you need. May you be filled with joy. Patience leads to harmony with others, endurance to handle difficult circumstances, and an expectant attitude of hope that things will get better. It demonstrates a thoughtful and careful attitude toward others feelings. Anyone can be patient, but there is a higher level of patience which comes from God through his Holy Spirit’s presence and work in our lives. Colossians 3:12 . . . Since God chose you to be the holy people whom he loves, you must clothe yourselves with tenderhearted mercy, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience. God’s love and work in our daily lives often brings patience. 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 . . . Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. Love does not demand its own way. Love is not irritable, and it keeps no record of when it has been wronged. It is never glad about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance. Ephesians 4:2 . . . Be humble and gentle. Be patient with each other, making allowance for each other’s faults because of your love. Patience is a characteristic of love. The more loving we become, the more we model the nature of God in our lives. God is incredibly patient. Proverbs 16:32 . . . It is better to be patient than powerful; it is better to have self-control than to conquer a city. James 1:2-4 . . . Dear brothers and sisters, whenever trouble comes your way, let it be an opportunity for joy. For when your faith is tested, your endurance has a chance to grow. So let it grow, for when your endurance is fully developed, you will be strong in character and ready for anything. Hebrews 10:36 . . . Patient endurance is what you need now, so you will continue to do God’s will. Then you will receive all that he has promised. Patience is evidence of strength of character. Enduring patience flows from strong character. James 5:7-8 . . . Dear brothers and sisters, you must be patient as you wait for the Lord’s return. Consider the farmers who eagerly look for the rains in the fall and in the spring. They patiently wait for the precious harvest to ripen. You, too, must be patient. And take courage, for the coming of the Lord is near. Psalm 5:2 . . . Listen to my cry for help, my King and my God, for I will never pray to anyone but you. Isaiah 8:17 . . . I will wait for the Lord to help us, though he has turned away from the people of Israel. My only hope is in him. Lamentations 3:24, 26 . . . I say to myself, “The Lord is my inheritance; therefore, I will hope in him!” . . . So it is good to wait quietly for salvation from the Lord. Patience is an aspect of faith and hope. The greater our hope, the more we patiently wait for it, and the more our faith grows that it will truly happen. Genesis 29:20-21, 25, 27-28 . . . Jacob spent the next seven years working to pay for Rachel. But his love for her was so strong that it seemed to him but a few days. Finally, the time came for him to marry her. “I have fulfilled my contract,” Jacob said to Laban. “Now give me my wife so we can be married.” . . . But when Jacob woke up in the morning-it was Leah! “What sort of trick is this?” Jacob raged at Laban. “I worked seven years for Rachel. What do you mean by this trickery?” . . . “Wait until the bridal week is over, and you can have Rachel, too-that is, if you promise to work another seven years for me.” So Jacob agreed to work seven more years. A week after Jacob had married Leah, Laban gave him Rachel, too. Patience is the key to achieving many goals. Achieving goals is rarely done with a quantum leap, but rather by small footsteps. 2 Thessalonians 1:4-5 . . . We proudly tell God’s other churches about your endurance and faithfulness in all the persecutions and hardships you are suffering. But God will use this persecution to show his justice. For he will make you worthy of his Kingdom, for which you are suffering. Patience is the key to enduring suffering. Suffering is better endured when patiently endured. HOW DO WE DEVELOP PATIENCE? Colossians 1:11 . . . We also pray that you will be strengthened with his glorious power so that you will have all the patience and endurance you need. May you be filled with joy. Galatians 5:22 . . . When the Holy Spirit controls our lives, he will produce this kind of fruit in us: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness. 2 Peter 1:4-7 . . . By that same mighty power, he has given us all of his rich and wonderful promises . . . So make every effort to apply the benefits of these promises to your life. Then your faith will produce a life of moral excellence. A life of moral excellence leads to knowing God better. Knowing God leads to self-control. Self-control leads to patient endurance, and patient endurance leads to godliness. Godliness leads to love for other Christians, and finally you will grow to have genuine love for everyone. Romans 15:4 . . . Such things were written in the Scriptures long ago to teach us. They give us hope and encouragement as we wait patiently for God’s promises. James 1:3 . . . When your faith is tested, your endurance has a chance to grow. God develops our patience through our relationship with him. The more we walk with him, the more we learn his patient endurance. 1 Thessalonians 5:14 . . . Brothers and sisters, we urge you to warn those who are lazy. Encourage those who are timid. Take tender care of those who are weak. Be patient with everyone. 2 Timothy 2:24 . . . The Lord’s servants must not quarrel but must be kind to everyone. They must be able to teach effectively and be patient with difficult people. Proverbs 19:11 . . . People with good sense restrain their anger; they earn esteem by overlooking wrongs. Proverbs 14:29 . . . Those who control their anger have great understanding; those with a hasty temper will make mistakes. God uses our relationships to develop our patience. Abrasive relationships teach us to patiently endure. Loving relationships teach us to patiently enjoy. Romans 5:3-4 . . . We can rejoice, too, when we run into problems and trials, for we know that they are good for us-they help us learn to endure. And endurance develops strength of character in us, and character strengthens our confident expectation of salvation. Romans 12:12 . . . Be glad for all God is planning for you. Be patient in trouble, and always be prayerful. 1 Peter 2:19-20 . . . God is pleased with you when, for the sake of your conscience, you patiently endure unfair treatment. Of course, you get no credit for being patient if you are beaten for doing wrong. But if you suffer for doing right and are patient beneath the blows, God is pleased with you. 1 Samuel 13:11-12 . . . Samuel said, “What is this you have done?” Saul replied, “I saw my men scattering from me, and you didn’t arrive when you said you would, and the Philistines are at Micmash ready for battle. So I said, ‘The Philistines are ready to march against us, and I haven’t even asked for the Lord’s help!’ So I felt obliged to offer the burnt offering myself before you came.” Ecclesiastes 7:8 . . . Finishing is better than starting. Patience is better than pride. God uses life circumstances to develop our patience. We do not always choose the circumstances that come our way, but we do choose the way we respond to them.
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Thanks Arlene! Unfortunately i get stage fright lol
May-k, wow, thanks for the scriptures. That could be a blog in itself. |
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| Yes, so true, we don't want to let out guard down and be caught in our unerwear!! I too feel I fail so many tests after it's too late!! Lisa |
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| Make sure you play nice in the sandbox! |
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| Hey cheese! Man, I was just prayin for you this mornin that God would bless your ministry and family. |
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October 02, 2007 at 9:31pm |
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| Right on. Keep on bringin' the Word bro. |
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I really enjoyed reading this blog! I do my best to be on my best behavior wherever I am... but you know what... I seem to fail the most in front of those closest to me. They see me in my good, bad and ugly! They catch my "wrath unleashed" when I've held it in from everyone else. God has been dealing with me for years about that and I keep failing him!! I'll start doing better and then it's as if the "drizzle" becomes an all out Hurricane... if you know what I mean... and I just can't help but vent. Pray for me! :) The worse place to lose our confidence is in the home. If our loved ones lose confidence in us... it doesn't really much matter what the world sees. I want my light to shine before all men... #1 in my home!!
I've realized I've tried to conquer my temper, impatience or whatever it is that goes wrong in me instead of really leaving it at the feet of Jesus. And as the old song says... "He's still workin' on me". I want to be like Jesus! I want to be a mirror that reflects Jesus. |
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October 04, 2007 at 11:19am |
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| This was too funny!!! Love your perspective! Like someone else commented you should be a Christian comedian :) |
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| hey Mullet, maybe YOU should write a book! (lol) It would be funny, and it would sell millions!! |
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| He has to finish the recipe book for meatloaf first Mike...... |
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| lol, me and Rich have thrown that idea around a time or two. We should all get together and do it, we got enough good blogs out here to do a daily devotional. We could donate the money to Jesus. |
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| Actually, THAT is a FANTASTIC idea. |
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| Lets do it!! Seriously. Somebody head this thang up. |
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| Thanks for sharin your thoughts Cheryl. They really make allot of sense. |
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| WOW......that was great!!! |
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| Thanks Missy, God bless you |
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