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Reinventing The Yardsale
||October 04, 2007|3522 reads
 

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Pastor_Ken_and_Aminata
October 04, 2007
What an honor it is for me to be the first to comment.   I just love your life lessons, theiy are always on point.   I think one of the hardest things for us to do is "step out of the box."  To do that requires risk, it means that I will be in a zone, without the comfort - but more importantly it means that I am willing to experience God The Almighty - through the eyes and lives of people unlike myself.

Blessings to you,

Pastor Aminata
Birdie Courtright
October 04, 2007
I'm laughing so hard, I love that picture!  
Two thumbs up and a star dude, for thinkin' outside the box!
Mike n Laura
October 04, 2007
I think we're all getting accustomed to hearing God say  "BillyRay, there's a lesson to learn from this experience". (haha)  If it isn't raining next Saturday, do you mind if I drop by with our dump cart. We tried to sell it online but no takers. I just have this feeling it might do better with a "notmyyardsale" sign on it over at your place! (star)  ~mike
Richard
October 04, 2007
This is good brother! I'll give ya a star for sure!

BTW- I'll make sure I let ya know next time I give folks permission to set up in your yard, my bad. They was gonna use my yard but I'm keepin them goats for Harry while he in on vacation and didn't have much room with them all tied up out front. That reminds me, if you need yer grass cut I can bring them goats over and they'll chew it down real fast!
MulletPreacher
October 04, 2007
Dude if i was drinkin milk right now it would be squirtin out my nose!  Thanks for clearin this whole thing up for me. I just might take ya up on the goat offer, call me man. Love ya. God bless.
MulletPreacher
October 04, 2007
Shannon - What's a longen burger ?  Sounds like a fancy name for a hotdog to me

Pastor Ken - I like the way you said that about bein in the zone. I've always heard it said that we need to "step out of our comfort zone" But I like the way you put it better, it doesn't sound so scary that way.

Lara - lol!! You always make me laugh. however, It's in the redneck code that you ain't supposed to mess up another mans yardsale...Rule number 147 I think. That's why I didn't chase em off lol.

Birdie - God bless you. Thank you for the star!

Mike - You are more than welcome to setup in my yard man. You're practically family now lol
MulletPreacher
October 04, 2007
Pastor Tim - me too man, its 2 to 4 right now. I think they might be cursed or somethin, especially after what happened to em last night. Just hang in there man, their time is commin.
MulletPreacher
October 04, 2007
lol good point.  Well as long as the yankees don't win we still can be happy about it right.
rosie burns
October 05, 2007
MP I HAVE A BUNCH OF STUFF FOR A NOTMYYARDSALE I'LL BE OVER SATURDAY .
GOOD LESSON AS ALWAYS...I'M REALLY GETTING INTO THE GETTING OUT OF THE BOX THANG!!!!!!!
LittleLisa366
October 05, 2007
I don't know what I would do if that happened in my yard!!  Ya gotta love it!!!  Outside the box for sure!!   Have a great day!   Lisa
Kristie Allen
October 05, 2007
I cringe when someone in my neighborhood has a yardsale because I know my kids will come home with a bunch of someone else's junk!  One time I looked out the window to see my son hauling a giant garbage bag up the road.  He was so excited.  He said, "Mom, those people at that yard sale on the corner just gave me all these clothes for free!"  Turns out none of them fit anybody in our house!  The next weekend, he came walking home with a giant stuffed animal - it was a huge yellow baby chicken - someone probably got it for Easter.  It's still in a closet here somewhere.  I'll eventually have to have my own yard sale to get rid of all the stuff we've gotten from other yard sales. 

Brother Mullet, I love your post!  Thanks!
SandeandBob
October 05, 2007
Great post, Billyray!  The 'notmyyardsale' idea is very funny!! (and the photo, too)
P.S.  I go to one of those 'other' churches and am loving it. Ya'll come visit anytime!! Ain't it great that God LOVES variety in his kids!
Pastor_Ken_and_Aminata
October 05, 2007
sniff, sniff....  wiping away tears....  Aminata (female)  .... sniff, sniff...   I knows we said Pastor without the (s)... meaning one... but dang....  there are times when we walk alone..... 

I am woman!  lol  but still lovin ya!

Pastor Aminata
MulletPreacher
October 05, 2007

Rosie - Come on over, I'll have cathy fry up some gizzards for breakfast

Jack - Thank ya so much. Let God out tha box!  God bless you.


Lisa - Let me tell ya it was a strange experience to say tha least.


Kristie - That there is a funny story. You might be able to dress that stuffed chicken into some sort of halloween decoration for your front yard... just a idea.

Sande - Amen, God loves variety for sure!

Pastor Aminata - Sorry bout that! lol

Glenn
October 05, 2007
Very funny in deed,
I can't even imagine what I would do...
great lesson to boot.
peace
Jay Price
October 05, 2007

MP~

I agree God certainly liked to think outside the box. For instance - correct me if I'm wrong - but as a self-proclamined redneck, I doubt would you describe yourself as traditional, would you? But when it comes to church, you prefer a traditional  church. My husband and I, who are so traditional we are almost a stereotype, go to one of those "wild" churches. (I don't wear shorts to church but I have seen it done!)

Great blog and lesson. Thanks and here's a star.

Deb Rockwell
October 05, 2007
Pastor Tim and Mullet Preacher, then I take it you will root for the INDIANS to beat the Yankees?
Anyway, good blog Billy Ray.  You always tie in a great biblical teaching with the story you weave.  BTW, Go Indians!
King of cheese
October 05, 2007

I bought my rake and my mower at a yardsale .... I guess that makes it literal.

patti
October 05, 2007
Well......I never make it to yard sales because.....I'm snoozing......not a morning bird....by the time I get myself around at 1:00pm......t'ain't nothin' left!!!! So......instead I peruse thrift stores.....one of God's greatest blessings......I love other people's junk!!!! One man's trash is another man's treasure.....Amen? (and I have a great wardrobe as a result!!)
Now about people settin' up on your property....okay as long as they aren't settin' up with your stuff! Guess that'd be steppin' a bit too much outa the box.....
patti
October 05, 2007
I don't know how flea markets stay in business.....who in their right mind wants to buy fleas?
MulletPreacher
October 06, 2007
MH - Amen brother. You got any recordins of yer band? I'd love to hear y'all
Thanks Glenn!
Shannon, thanks for clearin that up. Thankfully Kathy don't know about them kinda baskets, and I aim to keep it that way. (Pampered Chef is bad enough)
Jay - No I ain't traditional thats for sure! Thats interestin that y'all go to a progressive church, that says alot about you guys that you are able to be open minded like that, I'm impressed.
Dana - "can't get all the babtist out of me"  lol that is funny! Sorry i got in late on the flea market discussion, but yeah they are called flea markets. They ain't quite the same as a notmyyardsale, cause there ain't nobody livin at the flea market lol
Deb - Yes, anybody but the yankees lol
Cheese - Wow, hain't see you over this way in a while, welcome back man
Patti - Well, the at the market I go to around here, you get fleas for free. It ain't a very clean place.
rosie burns
October 06, 2007
GIZZARDS REALLY MAN I'LL BE RIGHT THERE THEN MAYBE LATER IN THE DAY WE COULD HAVE SOME RATTLESNAKE POPPERS......
rosie burns
October 06, 2007
HEY MH WHEN YOU GOIN LET ME SING WITH YOUR BAND.....HAHA I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE COUNTRY.........
Jodi  Bean
October 06, 2007

Well I think the  Indians might just do it this time. I hope. I love my Indians!

LittleLisa366
October 06, 2007
RYC-  LOL  Yeah, Dutch Neck is a small group of about 5 or 6 shops and a restaurant on the grounds too ( and no, I don't think recent road kill is on the menu!!) There is plenty of land for craft booths to be set up and rides and things for the kids.  Have a great day!    Lisa
MulletPreacher
October 06, 2007

Thanks Lisa and Arlene!

Hey Rich, did ya see that man.  Your MY sidekick lol.  I won't make ya wear tights or nothin though so don't worry.

Matthew Bean
October 06, 2007
Great blog BillyRay!! In looking at the picture that you included, I am thinking it could be a new business venture for you and Rich.....www.notmyyardsale.com???
Blessings to you!!

Matt
MulletPreacher
October 06, 2007
Stryper...  man that guys got one nice head-a-hair. Makes me a little jealous.
MulletPreacher
October 06, 2007
Matthew - good idea man, we could provide a list (for a small fee) of all the good yards in a neighborhood.
rosie burns
October 07, 2007
I'M WITH YOU MP THAT GUYS GOT SOME GREAT HAIR......WISH MINE WOULD DO THAT...
rosie burns
October 08, 2007
DANA WE DON'T LAUGH AT WE LAUGH WITH HERE ON MYCHURCH.....I'VE WONDERED IF BILLYRAY IS HIS REAL NAME TOO.........
MulletPreacher
October 08, 2007
lol, Dana & Rosie. I come from a long line of BillyRay's. Let see... there's Grampa BillyRay, Uncle BillyRay, Doctor BillyRay, and Aunt BillyRay (long story there).  But lets just say familiy reunions can get sorta confusin.
rosie burns
October 08, 2007
SO ARE YOU RELATED TO BILLRAY CYRUS???????????????? YOU KNOW THE NAME AND THE HAIR
MulletPreacher
October 08, 2007
Well, I don't like to name drop...  no really, I don't thank me and him is realated.
MulletPreacher
October 08, 2007
man, that's pretty tight! You guys rock dude. It'll sound even better when y'all get in the studio and blend the voices in with the band. Keep rockin man, that is awesome!
 
rosie burns
October 08, 2007
MH YOU STILL NEVER SAID WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO LET ME SING WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!
YOU CREATED THIS MONSTER IN ME.......... REMEBER??????????????
rosie burns
October 09, 2007
TO QUOTE A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.....MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
MulletPreacher
October 09, 2007
lol, I didn't even catch that at first. I just like to know so I can go blockher.  Best thang to do is just let her be, thangs like that tend to take care of themselves. Lord knows we don't want the same thang as what happened last month. We better not stir up the hornets nest lol
MulletPreacher
October 09, 2007

LoL, you're probably right man!  Now that would be funny.

MulletPreacher
October 09, 2007
LOL!!!  ROFL
MulletPreacher
October 09, 2007
Here's another BillyRay... no relation to me though
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/1907575/
rosie burns
October 10, 2007
WE GOTS US A GOOD BILLYRAY....WHAT WAS HE THINKIN??????????
MH DID I MISS SOMETHING???????
MulletPreacher
October 10, 2007
lol I don't know Rosie.  Oh MH got into a "discussion" with that don't-pay-your-tithe woman yesterday.... long story... but that's what he's refereing to here.
rosie burns
October 10, 2007
I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS ON HERE AT NIGHT I AM BAD ABOUT SLEEP TALKING AND WALKING.........MAKES FOR SO FUN EVENINGS AND INTERESTING TALK AT PARTIES....LOL
rosie burns
October 10, 2007
HEY TIM YOU CAN DRAW ME A PICTURE CAUSE I PASSED PICTURE READING A FEW MONTHS BACK......I WENT TO HARDEES WHERE THEY HAVE THE "HEALTHY" BURGER WITH NO BUN IT'S WRAPPED IN LETTUCE I ORDERED IT AND THE GUY KEPT SAYING NOW YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T HAVE A BUN WITH IT, THERE'S NO BUN ON YOUR SANDWICH, THE COOK SAY TELL HER THERE'S NO BUN FINIALLY I SAID YES I CAN SEE THAT...... THE PICTURE SHOW'S IT WITHOUT A BUN..........OFF THE ORG. SUBJECT BUT IT POOPED IN TO MY MIND SO THERE YOU GOT IT......IT'S AN ODIE DAY FOR SURE..
MulletPreacher
October 10, 2007
"POOPED "    lol
MulletPreacher
October 10, 2007
I think that's an inside joke about a mistake I made a while back. lol
rosie burns
October 10, 2007
OH NO IT POPPED I'M POOPED FROM WAKING UP AT 1:00AM TO GO TO WORK.....
rosie burns
October 10, 2007
MP DID YOU MAKE A BOO ABOUT A POO TOO??????????
MulletPreacher
October 10, 2007
lol yep. I cain't remember where tho, i thank it was on Rich's blog... and Mike laughed at me for a long time. (mike n laura)
rosie burns
October 10, 2007

I NEED TO GO BACK TO SLEEP IT'S A BOOBOO ABOUT POO TOO........TIM IT COULD BE THE RED HAIR.......TO MUCH DYE.......

rosie burns
October 10, 2007
OR MAYBE THE BRAIN IN BAG MYSTERY IS SOLVED(CATHY'S BLOG) COULD SOMEONE CALL THEM AND TELL THEM I NEED IT BACK........
MulletPreacher
October 10, 2007
lol, Rosie you're too funny
rosie burns
October 10, 2007
I'M TRYING TO LOOK SMARTER BUT I JUST KEEP TALKING AND MESSING IT UP....LOL
WITH THE BLONDE THE GRAY WASN'T AS NOTICABLE......
rosie burns
October 10, 2007
TIM DIDN'T YOU READ I CAN AND DO TALK IN MY SLEEP......I PROBABLY MAKE MORE SENSE
rosie burns
October 10, 2007

BILLYRAY AND TIM IT'S BEEN REALLY GREAT CHATIN WITH YA BUT I NEED TO GET BUSY AND CLEAN HOUSE AND WALK THE DOG AND ANYTHING ELSE MY PEABRAIN CAN THINK OF THAT NEEDS DONE.....YA'LL HAVE A GREAT DAY AND KEEP SMILIN....

MulletPreacher
October 10, 2007
lol, thanks for the smiles this mornin Rosie. Have fun cleanin
cameron  massey
October 10, 2007
what a grate idear.
King of cheese
October 10, 2007
This has a become a ridiculous thread and I want ALL of you to seek some serious medical attention....and those of us who have yung'uns(and watch hannah montana) know that Billy Ray Cyrus no longer sports the famed mullet as does ours ...making mullet preacher sort of ...unique.
King of cheese
October 10, 2007
Too funny ...but Billy Ray is actually the tolerable part of that show... then theres Zoey 101 because Lynn Spears isnt happy with just one screwed up kid ,... and Drake and Josh a nice wholesome show for the kids....Disney is determined tocontrol my wallet for the next decade...
Thank The Lord for Tithing,... I like knowing He kows what  He's doing.
cameron  massey
October 10, 2007
i hate disney.
drake&Josh is on nick btw,
disney is out to take over little kid's brains across the U.S

0_o
King of cheese
October 10, 2007
Disney is corporate America -they aren't after little kids minds they are after their parents disposable income .Nick , Disney ,.. all the same to me. Never the less, still betterprogrammingthan the once family friendly American Broadcasting Company.
Deena Shaw
October 10, 2007
yes shrimpy I agree.........they are taking over little kids' brains
Evangelist Keith  Wilson
October 11, 2007
This is off the chain Bro, i thought i thought outside the Box But man this is some powerful thinking!
King of cheese
October 11, 2007
Bump
cameron  massey
October 11, 2007
0_o
speaking of crappy networks...
cartoon network went down the drain.
MulletPreacher
October 11, 2007
yep, yardsale season is bout over. Christmas will be here before you know it!
rosie burns
October 12, 2007
CHRISTMAS DECK THE HALLS.....JIGGLE BELLS JIGGLE BELLS.....  OH WHAT FUN ...I'M DREAMING OF A........ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.....
MulletPreacher
October 12, 2007
noooo Now all them songs is stuck in my head.  This is yer way of gettin me back for the other day ain't it? lol
King of cheese
October 12, 2007
Whip it good ,...dutue.....get that one in and you cant get it out.what was the topic again ?
MulletPreacher
October 12, 2007
I thank we was talkin about Jesus, or somethin.
MulletPreacher
October 12, 2007
hahaah, I didn't even see that MH.  Now that would be a good Christmas song.  Jiggle bells, jiggle bells, jigglin all the way
MulletPreacher
October 12, 2007
LOL!
Gordon Greene
October 13, 2007
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
50 cents each or 3 for a dollar at the notmyyardsale today

Pumpkins for bumpkins and a minature Christmas tree
Nothing outside even remotely interested me

So I propped up my feet to watch a long game
Unfortunatelly my missus did not feel the same

All thru the day I was nickled and dimed
She bought a clock that no longer chimed

A book with no cover and overalls I couldn't fit in
Despite my "authority" the missus went back out again

At the end of the day I heard a loud roar
Even louder than when my missus's snores

I pulled back the blanket where curtains should be
The junk that was left over had been left for me

Now Lord, I'm all for thinking outside of the box
But what do I do with keys with no locks

With toys that are broken and puzzles incomplete
And what good is a toilet that doesn't have a seat

The good stuff is all gone and all that is left is junk
If this stuff were an animal it most likely be a skunk

Now Billy Ray perhaps maybe now you can see
What the devil thought of you before you came to Me

he used you until you had nothing left to give
Then tossed to the curb didn't care if you lived

Who would want what the devil has discarded
Your attempts to help yourself were really half-hearted

But Jesus saw beyond your hopelessness a treasure within
Though it was badly tarnished by your life of sin

It was notHisyardsale but with His life He bought all
Those who were worthless because of the great fall

Nowadays I don't fret none when junk gets dumped in my life
There is hidden treasure beyond the the problems and strife

Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see GOD
Even if it is in someone else's yard you trod

.....peace.....
King of cheese
October 13, 2007
Wow .....how do you top that ?
rosie burns
October 14, 2007
i'm taken my toys and going home i'm not playing any more...........just kidding no mp i didn't try to get them there songs stuck in your head i have found that the phrase " ME AND GOD" going through my head all day has been very helpful this past couple days...(what i emailed you about not good)  mh i was just thinkin of santa and his round belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly.......watch it wiggle see it jiggle...lol 
MulletPreacher
October 14, 2007
Man that there is a good one, Aprueheart. How long it take to write that?

lol, Rosie, is your problem fixed now with the songs?   Oh speakin of wiggle, check out this commerical they show around here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGZxaDKmtwE
Gordon Greene
October 14, 2007

Well MP it only took a couple hours. Ya'll did most of the work on it. I just picked up on what you and others wrote. I was in serious need of some "light" thinking. I've been thinking outside the box for so long I can't find it no more. We're probably gonna get along real good.  :)

.....peace.....

Kelly
October 14, 2007
Wow.

This is exactly what I needed to hear today.  I was just thinking about a "different" church, and how I wasn't sure about it... but He is all to all people.

Wow!
rosie burns
October 15, 2007
GOT SOME WIGGLE ROOM THAT IS CUTE.....I HAVE BEEN KEEPING THE SOUND OFF SO I HAVEN'T REALLY CHECKED IT OUT......
MaKelly
October 17, 2007
Very good story
Mike n Laura
October 18, 2007
Dude, you and Rich (and even your mother in law) are taking us all to blog school! hahaha 
Janeice
October 26, 2007
That is really neat and very funny.  Also very true, I understand what you have said about the church.  It is real easy for us to say you don't believe the way I do therefor you are doing it Gods way.  I have also found that God is trying to talk to alot of us about that subject, thanks for hitting home and making us think about it and also for the laugh.
missy skyler
April 07, 2008
I love this one!!!!
MulletPreacher
April 07, 2008
Thanks Missy!