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| Reinventing The Yardsale |
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It's a well known fact that yardsales was invented by Rednecks. It's probably one our greatest contributions to society.Whenever we get low on cash, or we need to clean out the spare room for cousin Maybell to move back in, we have a yardsale. Now the beautiful thang about a yardsale is that their so easy to do. All ya need is your yard, a few tables to set the stuff on (or old cars work too), and a bunch-a-junk to sell for a quarter each. And my opinion, up until last saturday, was that there wont no need to change the system.
Well apparently, somebody saw things different. You won't never believe this but this past saturday I woke up, looked out my window and there was a yardsale in OUR front yard. Some folks just pulled up in front of our trailer, whipped a table out the back of their truck, and setup a yardsale. Looked like they were selling halloween decorations and christmas ornaments but I couldn't tell for sure at that time. I didn't know what to do except laugh. It was just funny to me that they had the nerve to setup in our yard without even askin! I stood there for a few minutes tryin to figure out what to do, and finally just decided to let em stay cause it would be a good excuse to get outta cuttin the grass.
Well the more I thought about it I realized that these folks might be on to somethin. This could be the bigginnin of a whole new era. What if we all started doing this and instead of calling them "yardsales" we could call them "notmyyardsales" If ya live in a place that's difficult to find then you could just drive around until ya find a better yard, and then POW! You setup a yardsale in their front yard! These folks were geniuses, they were thinkin outside the box. They had revolutionized somethin that I had just took for granted all my life.
Well, I was standin out there lookin at their merchandise when God spoke to my heart. He said, "BillyRay, there's a lesson to learn from this experience". Now I'm used to God speakin to me in strange ways, but I just couldn't see how this could relate to me spiritually.
I said, "God, what kinda lesson could this possibly teach me" God said, "BillyRay, there's thangs in your life that you take for granted, you do em outta habit cause they seem normal to you, and you dismiss other folks for doin things different than you."
Then God brought to my mind what He was tryin to show me. See there's this church down the road from mine. Instead of singin traditional hyms they got lights flashin on the stage, people doin drama dances, and the music is real upbeat with electric guitars and stuff. The folks that go there are kinda wild lookin, some of em even wear shorts to church. On the other hand my church is real traditional and we don't do that kinda stuff. I had always kinda looked down on that other church. I hadn't never expressed nothin verbally but in my heart I had bad feelins toward them.
I said, "God, your right. Theres folks that go to that other church that my church won't never be able to reach."
God said, "Uh huh, that's why I allow for variations like that so everybody can hear the Gospel" Then he brought this verse to my mind 9:22 To the weak I became weak, that I might gain the weak: I am become all things to all men, that I may by all means save some. So I just wanted to encourage everybody out there. Start thinkin outside the box when it comes to ministry. Don't be scared to try something new. That idea you got in your head for ministry might be God tryin to reach a group of folks that would otherwise be forever lost. God bless.
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| October 04, 2007 |
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What an honor it is for me to be the first to comment. I just love your life lessons, theiy are always on point. I think one of the hardest things for us to do is "step out of the box." To do that requires risk, it means that I will be in a zone, without the comfort - but more importantly it means that I am willing to experience God The Almighty - through the eyes and lives of people unlike myself.
Blessings to you,
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| October 04, 2007 |
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I'm laughing so hard, I love that picture! Two thumbs up and a star dude, for thinkin' outside the box! |
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| October 04, 2007 |
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| I think we're all getting accustomed to hearing God say "BillyRay, there's a lesson to learn from this experience". (haha) If it isn't raining next Saturday, do you mind if I drop by with our dump cart. We tried to sell it online but no takers. I just have this feeling it might do better with a "notmyyardsale" sign on it over at your place! (star) ~mike |
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| October 04, 2007 |
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This is good brother! I'll give ya a star for sure!
BTW- I'll make sure I let ya know next time I give folks permission to set up in your yard, my bad. They was gonna use my yard but I'm keepin them goats for Harry while he in on vacation and didn't have much room with them all tied up out front. That reminds me, if you need yer grass cut I can bring them goats over and they'll chew it down real fast! |
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| October 04, 2007 |
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| Dude if i was drinkin milk right now it would be squirtin out my nose! Thanks for clearin this whole thing up for me. I just might take ya up on the goat offer, call me man. Love ya. God bless. |
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| October 04, 2007 |
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Shannon - What's a longen burger ? Sounds like a fancy name for a hotdog to me
Pastor Ken - I like the way you said that about bein in the zone. I've always heard it said that we need to "step out of our comfort zone" But I like the way you put it better, it doesn't sound so scary that way.
Lara - lol!! You always make me laugh. however, It's in the redneck code that you ain't supposed to mess up another mans yardsale...Rule number 147 I think. That's why I didn't chase em off lol.
Birdie - God bless you. Thank you for the star!
Mike - You are more than welcome to setup in my yard man. You're practically family now lol |
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| October 04, 2007 |
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| Pastor Tim - me too man, its 2 to 4 right now. I think they might be cursed or somethin, especially after what happened to em last night. Just hang in there man, their time is commin. |
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| October 04, 2007 |
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| lol good point. Well as long as the yankees don't win we still can be happy about it right. |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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MP I HAVE A BUNCH OF STUFF FOR A NOTMYYARDSALE I'LL BE OVER SATURDAY . GOOD LESSON AS ALWAYS...I'M REALLY GETTING INTO THE GETTING OUT OF THE BOX THANG!!!!!!! |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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| I don't know what I would do if that happened in my yard!! Ya gotta love it!!! Outside the box for sure!! Have a great day! Lisa |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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I cringe when someone in my neighborhood has a yardsale because I know my kids will come home with a bunch of someone else's junk! One time I looked out the window to see my son hauling a giant garbage bag up the road. He was so excited. He said, "Mom, those people at that yard sale on the corner just gave me all these clothes for free!" Turns out none of them fit anybody in our house! The next weekend, he came walking home with a giant stuffed animal - it was a huge yellow baby chicken - someone probably got it for Easter. It's still in a closet here somewhere. I'll eventually have to have my own yard sale to get rid of all the stuff we've gotten from other yard sales.
Brother Mullet, I love your post! Thanks! |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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Great post, Billyray! The 'notmyyardsale' idea is very funny!! (and the photo, too) P.S. I go to one of those 'other' churches and am loving it. Ya'll come visit anytime!! Ain't it great that God LOVES variety in his kids! |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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sniff, sniff.... wiping away tears.... Aminata (female) .... sniff, sniff... I knows we said Pastor without the (s)... meaning one... but dang.... there are times when we walk alone.....
I am woman! lol but still lovin ya!
Pastor Aminata |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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Rosie - Come on over, I'll have cathy fry up some gizzards for breakfast
Jack - Thank ya so much. Let God out tha box! God bless you.
Lisa - Let me tell ya it was a strange experience to say tha least.
Kristie - That there is a funny story. You might be able to dress that stuffed chicken into some sort of halloween decoration for your front yard... just a idea.
Sande - Amen, God loves variety for sure!
Pastor Aminata - Sorry bout that! lol |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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Very funny in deed, I can't even imagine what I would do... great lesson to boot. peace |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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MP~ I agree God certainly liked to think outside the box. For instance - correct me if I'm wrong - but as a self-proclamined redneck, I doubt would you describe yourself as traditional, would you? But when it comes to church, you prefer a traditional church. My husband and I, who are so traditional we are almost a stereotype, go to one of those "wild" churches. (I don't wear shorts to church but I have seen it done!) Great blog and lesson. Thanks and here's a star. |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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Pastor Tim and Mullet Preacher, then I take it you will root for the INDIANS to beat the Yankees? Anyway, good blog Billy Ray. You always tie in a great biblical teaching with the story you weave. BTW, Go Indians! |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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I bought my rake and my mower at a yardsale .... I guess that makes it literal. |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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Well......I never make it to yard sales because.....I'm snoozing......not a morning bird....by the time I get myself around at 1:00pm......t'ain't nothin' left!!!! So......instead I peruse thrift stores.....one of God's greatest blessings......I love other people's junk!!!! One man's trash is another man's treasure.....Amen? (and I have a great wardrobe as a result!!) Now about people settin' up on your property....okay as long as they aren't settin' up with your stuff! Guess that'd be steppin' a bit too much outa the box..... |
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| October 05, 2007 |
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| I don't know how flea markets stay in business.....who in their right mind wants to buy fleas? |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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MH - Amen brother. You got any recordins of yer band? I'd love to hear y'all Thanks Glenn! Shannon, thanks for clearin that up. Thankfully Kathy don't know about them kinda baskets, and I aim to keep it that way. (Pampered Chef is bad enough) Jay - No I ain't traditional thats for sure! Thats interestin that y'all go to a progressive church, that says alot about you guys that you are able to be open minded like that, I'm impressed. Dana - "can't get all the babtist out of me" lol that is funny! Sorry i got in late on the flea market discussion, but yeah they are called flea markets. They ain't quite the same as a notmyyardsale, cause there ain't nobody livin at the flea market lol Deb - Yes, anybody but the yankees lol Cheese - Wow, hain't see you over this way in a while, welcome back man Patti - Well, the at the market I go to around here, you get fleas for free. It ain't a very clean place. |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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| GIZZARDS REALLY MAN I'LL BE RIGHT THERE THEN MAYBE LATER IN THE DAY WE COULD HAVE SOME RATTLESNAKE POPPERS...... |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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| HEY MH WHEN YOU GOIN LET ME SING WITH YOUR BAND.....HAHA I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE COUNTRY......... |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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Well I think the Indians might just do it this time. I hope. I love my Indians! |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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| RYC- LOL Yeah, Dutch Neck is a small group of about 5 or 6 shops and a restaurant on the grounds too ( and no, I don't think recent road kill is on the menu!!) There is plenty of land for craft booths to be set up and rides and things for the kids. Have a great day! Lisa |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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Thanks Lisa and Arlene!
Hey Rich, did ya see that man. Your MY sidekick lol. I won't make ya wear tights or nothin though so don't worry. |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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Great blog BillyRay!! In looking at the picture that you included, I am thinking it could be a new business venture for you and Rich.....www.notmyyardsale.com??? Blessings to you!!
Matt |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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Stryper... man that guys got one nice head-a-hair. Makes me a little jealous. |
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| October 06, 2007 |
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| Matthew - good idea man, we could provide a list (for a small fee) of all the good yards in a neighborhood. |
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| October 07, 2007 |
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| I'M WITH YOU MP THAT GUYS GOT SOME GREAT HAIR......WISH MINE WOULD DO THAT... |
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| October 08, 2007 |
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| DANA WE DON'T LAUGH AT WE LAUGH WITH HERE ON MYCHURCH.....I'VE WONDERED IF BILLYRAY IS HIS REAL NAME TOO......... |
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| October 08, 2007 |
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| lol, Dana & Rosie. I come from a long line of BillyRay's. Let see... there's Grampa BillyRay, Uncle BillyRay, Doctor BillyRay, and Aunt BillyRay (long story there). But lets just say familiy reunions can get sorta confusin. |
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| October 08, 2007 |
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| SO ARE YOU RELATED TO BILLRAY CYRUS???????????????? YOU KNOW THE NAME AND THE HAIR |
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| October 08, 2007 |
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| Well, I don't like to name drop... no really, I don't thank me and him is realated. |
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| October 08, 2007 |
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man, that's pretty tight! You guys rock dude. It'll sound even better when y'all get in the studio and blend the voices in with the band. Keep rockin man, that is awesome!  |
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| October 08, 2007 |
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MH YOU STILL NEVER SAID WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO LET ME SING WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU CREATED THIS MONSTER IN ME.......... REMEBER?????????????? |
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| October 09, 2007 |
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| TO QUOTE A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.....MUHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| October 09, 2007 |
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| lol, I didn't even catch that at first. I just like to know so I can go blockher. Best thang to do is just let her be, thangs like that tend to take care of themselves. Lord knows we don't want the same thang as what happened last month. We better not stir up the hornets nest lol |
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| October 09, 2007 |
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LoL, you're probably right man! Now that would be funny. |
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| October 09, 2007 |
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| LOL!!! ROFL |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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WE GOTS US A GOOD BILLYRAY....WHAT WAS HE THINKIN?????????? MH DID I MISS SOMETHING??????? |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| lol I don't know Rosie. Oh MH got into a "discussion" with that don't-pay-your-tithe woman yesterday.... long story... but that's what he's refereing to here. |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS ON HERE AT NIGHT I AM BAD ABOUT SLEEP TALKING AND WALKING.........MAKES FOR SO FUN EVENINGS AND INTERESTING TALK AT PARTIES....LOL |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| HEY TIM YOU CAN DRAW ME A PICTURE CAUSE I PASSED PICTURE READING A FEW MONTHS BACK......I WENT TO HARDEES WHERE THEY HAVE THE "HEALTHY" BURGER WITH NO BUN IT'S WRAPPED IN LETTUCE I ORDERED IT AND THE GUY KEPT SAYING NOW YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T HAVE A BUN WITH IT, THERE'S NO BUN ON YOUR SANDWICH, THE COOK SAY TELL HER THERE'S NO BUN FINIALLY I SAID YES I CAN SEE THAT...... THE PICTURE SHOW'S IT WITHOUT A BUN..........OFF THE ORG. SUBJECT BUT IT POOPED IN TO MY MIND SO THERE YOU GOT IT......IT'S AN ODIE DAY FOR SURE.. |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| "POOPED " lol |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| I think that's an inside joke about a mistake I made a while back. lol |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| OH NO IT POPPED I'M POOPED FROM WAKING UP AT 1:00AM TO GO TO WORK..... |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| MP DID YOU MAKE A BOO ABOUT A POO TOO?????????? |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| lol yep. I cain't remember where tho, i thank it was on Rich's blog... and Mike laughed at me for a long time. (mike n laura) |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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I NEED TO GO BACK TO SLEEP IT'S A BOOBOO ABOUT POO TOO........TIM IT COULD BE THE RED HAIR.......TO MUCH DYE....... |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| OR MAYBE THE BRAIN IN BAG MYSTERY IS SOLVED(CATHY'S BLOG) COULD SOMEONE CALL THEM AND TELL THEM I NEED IT BACK........ |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| lol, Rosie you're too funny |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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I'M TRYING TO LOOK SMARTER BUT I JUST KEEP TALKING AND MESSING IT UP....LOL WITH THE BLONDE THE GRAY WASN'T AS NOTICABLE...... |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| TIM DIDN'T YOU READ I CAN AND DO TALK IN MY SLEEP......I PROBABLY MAKE MORE SENSE |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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BILLYRAY AND TIM IT'S BEEN REALLY GREAT CHATIN WITH YA BUT I NEED TO GET BUSY AND CLEAN HOUSE AND WALK THE DOG AND ANYTHING ELSE MY PEABRAIN CAN THINK OF THAT NEEDS DONE.....YA'LL HAVE A GREAT DAY AND KEEP SMILIN.... |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| lol, thanks for the smiles this mornin Rosie. Have fun cleanin |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| what a grate idear. |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| This has a become a ridiculous thread and I want ALL of you to seek some serious medical attention....and those of us who have yung'uns(and watch hannah montana) know that Billy Ray Cyrus no longer sports the famed mullet as does ours ...making mullet preacher sort of ...unique. |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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Too funny ...but Billy Ray is actually the tolerable part of that show... then theres Zoey 101 because Lynn Spears isnt happy with just one screwed up kid ,... and Drake and Josh a nice wholesome show for the kids....Disney is determined tocontrol my wallet for the next decade... Thank The Lord for Tithing,... I like knowing He kows what He's doing. |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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i hate disney. drake&Josh is on nick btw, disney is out to take over little kid's brains across the U.S
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| Disney is corporate America -they aren't after little kids minds they are after their parents disposable income .Nick , Disney ,.. all the same to me. Never the less, still betterprogrammingthan the once family friendly American Broadcasting Company. |
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| October 10, 2007 |
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| yes shrimpy I agree.........they are taking over little kids' brains |
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| October 11, 2007 |
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| This is off the chain Bro, i thought i thought outside the Box But man this is some powerful thinking! |
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| October 11, 2007 |
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| Bump |
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| October 11, 2007 |
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0_o speaking of crappy networks... cartoon network went down the drain. |
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| October 11, 2007 |
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| yep, yardsale season is bout over. Christmas will be here before you know it! |
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| October 12, 2007 |
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| CHRISTMAS DECK THE HALLS.....JIGGLE BELLS JIGGLE BELLS..... OH WHAT FUN ...I'M DREAMING OF A........ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS..... |
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| October 12, 2007 |
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| noooo Now all them songs is stuck in my head. This is yer way of gettin me back for the other day ain't it? lol |
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| October 12, 2007 |
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| Whip it good ,...dutue.....get that one in and you cant get it out.what was the topic again ? |
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| October 12, 2007 |
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| I thank we was talkin about Jesus, or somethin. |
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| October 12, 2007 |
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| hahaah, I didn't even see that MH. Now that would be a good Christmas song. Jiggle bells, jiggle bells, jigglin all the way |
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| October 12, 2007 |
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| LOL! |
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| October 13, 2007 |
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 50 cents each or 3 for a dollar at the notmyyardsale today
Pumpkins for bumpkins and a minature Christmas tree Nothing outside even remotely interested me
So I propped up my feet to watch a long game Unfortunatelly my missus did not feel the same
All thru the day I was nickled and dimed She bought a clock that no longer chimed
A book with no cover and overalls I couldn't fit in Despite my "authority" the missus went back out again
At the end of the day I heard a loud roar Even louder than when my missus's snores
I pulled back the blanket where curtains should be The junk that was left over had been left for me
Now Lord, I'm all for thinking outside of the box But what do I do with keys with no locks
With toys that are broken and puzzles incomplete And what good is a toilet that doesn't have a seat
The good stuff is all gone and all that is left is junk If this stuff were an animal it most likely be a skunk
Now Billy Ray perhaps maybe now you can see What the devil thought of you before you came to Me
he used you until you had nothing left to give Then tossed to the curb didn't care if you lived
Who would want what the devil has discarded Your attempts to help yourself were really half-hearted
But Jesus saw beyond your hopelessness a treasure within Though it was badly tarnished by your life of sin
It was notHisyardsale but with His life He bought all Those who were worthless because of the great fall
Nowadays I don't fret none when junk gets dumped in my life There is hidden treasure beyond the the problems and strife
Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see GOD Even if it is in someone else's yard you trod
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| October 13, 2007 |
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| Wow .....how do you top that ? |
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| October 14, 2007 |
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| i'm taken my toys and going home i'm not playing any more...........just kidding no mp i didn't try to get them there songs stuck in your head i have found that the phrase " ME AND GOD" going through my head all day has been very helpful this past couple days...(what i emailed you about not good) mh i was just thinkin of santa and his round belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly.......watch it wiggle see it jiggle...lol |
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| October 14, 2007 |
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Man that there is a good one, Aprueheart. How long it take to write that?
lol, Rosie, is your problem fixed now with the songs? Oh speakin of wiggle, check out this commerical they show around here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGZxaDKmtwE |
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| October 14, 2007 |
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Well MP it only took a couple hours. Ya'll did most of the work on it. I just picked up on what you and others wrote. I was in serious need of some "light" thinking. I've been thinking outside the box for so long I can't find it no more. We're probably gonna get along real good. :)
.....peace..... |
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| October 14, 2007 |
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Wow.
This is exactly what I needed to hear today. I was just thinking about a "different" church, and how I wasn't sure about it... but He is all to all people.
Wow! |
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| October 15, 2007 |
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| GOT SOME WIGGLE ROOM THAT IS CUTE.....I HAVE BEEN KEEPING THE SOUND OFF SO I HAVEN'T REALLY CHECKED IT OUT...... |
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| October 17, 2007 |
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| Very good story |
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| October 18, 2007 |
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| Dude, you and Rich (and even your mother in law) are taking us all to blog school! hahaha |
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| October 26, 2007 |
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| That is really neat and very funny. Also very true, I understand what you have said about the church. It is real easy for us to say you don't believe the way I do therefor you are doing it Gods way. I have also found that God is trying to talk to alot of us about that subject, thanks for hitting home and making us think about it and also for the laugh. |
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| I love this one!!!! |
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| April 07, 2008 |
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| Thanks Missy! |
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