If God did use a whale, it would have had to be a Sperm whale. These whales are the only large whales with a big enough throat. Coincidentally, the whale was a Sperm whale....
They had six Blue whales wash up in California recently. The coast guard towed them out to sea and let the tide take them away - almost. four washed back up at practically the same beaches from where they were taken, one couldn't be towed because the tail ripped off when they tried to move it and the sixth one was carved up for an autopsy.
That was ridiculously funny. I cant believe he got the "For the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds" out either. When I heard that I thought wow this guy is good.