Jesus was walking on the earth and sees Satan come running out of the Garden of Eden, happy as can be. Jesus asks him, "What is so funny?" Satan relpies, "I just caught me a whole world o' people just now, set some bait I knew they couldn't resist. Yep, I got 'em all!" Jesus asked, "What are you going to do with them?" "Oh, I'm gonna have lots of fun with 'em! I'm gonna teach 'em to drink, marry & divorce, build weapons to kill each other, have sex oustide of marriage, all about drugs, how to lie, and how to die." Jesus asked him, "What will you do with them when you're done?" "Oh, " Satan replied with a grin, "I'll kill 'em." Jesus asked, "How much do you want for them?" Satan replied, "You don't want them! Why, they'll just spit on You, curse You, treat You like trash, turn their backs on You...You don't want anything to do with them." Jesus asked again, "How much?" Satan, grinning and smiling widely, replied, "All of Your BLOOD, Your TEARS and Your LIFE." Jesus said, "Done." "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us." -Romans 5:8
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