I thank God for two things:

1. I am happily married (and have been for almost 25 years) and don't have to come up with unique methods any more to attract beautiful women to see beyond my white tape wrapped nosepiece holding my glasses together to discover the real inner me which is just as geeky and dorky as the outter me. OK, I admitted it! And my wife loves me!  :-D 

2. I am happily retired from the workplace and no longer have to watch scenes such as these unravel which leaves everyone utterly speechless and results in nothing getting done for the next three days other than to Monday morning quarterback the moves of the players and tear the play-by-play action down to minute pieces of over-micromanaged how to do it better next time comments.

And now I return to today's real office news by reading Dilbert, the authoritative source of everything that happens daily in the office environment, right there in the local comic section of my favorite newspaper. Coffee cup in hand, lights dimmed, reading glasses on, dogs snuggled at my feet, Dilbert strip at my fingertips. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Dave

P.S. For the really geeky, addicted to Dilbert and have nothing better to do than to read Dilbert daily to stay abreast of what goes on inside the office, check out the free E-mail subscription here. You can even have it sent to your Blackberry, Treo or whatever you carry on your hip.

That's a little bit sad, actually... lol but still really funny.

 Cj