Current mood: creative Category: Writing and Poetry I've been hearing a lot from people that sharing is caring, but when I think of it, that's not really true, because the stories came up to my mind:
Sharing is NOT Caring
1. Once upon a time, there was a boy who lived with his dad. One day, his dad was drinking bottles of beer. Then the boy came to his dad and asked, "May I drink some beer from the bottle you're drinking?" and his dad said, "No, son!" His son was screaming, "But dad, sharing is caring!" and the dad said, "No! Sharing is actually NOT caring! Do you know why? You are too young to drink beer and I actually do CARE about your health!"
2. Once upon a time, there was a kid who was very ill. He was eating snacks one day and one of his friends asked, "May I have some of your snacks you're eating?" and the kid answered, "No!" But his friend said, "C'mon! Sharing is caring!" and the kid said, "No! Sharing is actually NOT caring? I am ill and contagious! I got my cold all over my snacks while I was eating them! And if I share these snacks with you, you're gonna catch my cold, man! I actually do CARE for you, my friend!"
3. Once upon a time, there was a girl who was eating candies. Then a fat boy came and asked, "May I have some candies, please?" and the girl said, "No!" Then the fat boy furiously screamed in a hyper voice, "What's the matter with you? Sharing is caring!" and the girl said, "No! Sharing is actually NOT caring! I saw you eating too much candies today and you're gonna get sick if you eat more! Too much sugar in one day is really bad for ya and I see why you're screaming at me with a very loud hyper voice! These are the first candies I ever ate today while you ate much more than me, which is why you're fat, hyper, and unhealthy-looking boy, so I actually do CARE about you!"
 | Currently listening : Hiding Place By Don Moen Release date: By 17 October, 2006 |
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