The three phases of Childhood The What-For years (1-4) The What-Ever years (5-14) The What-Now years (15-18) The What-For years were basically for your parents to get to know you, if those years were important, you would have remembered them. The What-Ever years were designed by God to give people a mental place to go in life after they become adults so that when things go bad there would be a place to retreat. If you neglect these years, skip this free time or play adult and worry about non children kinds of things in the real world, you will have no place to go. I flunked 1st, 2nd and 3rd grades. I wasn’t very good at drawing stick people but still have my perfect attendance awards from those years. My twin sister flunked 1st and 2nd…she didn’t have as much fun but we both went on to college. She has a P.H.D. and still plays in a sand box. No one knew we had dyslexia but once we moved to the city the Catholic school nuns made us dress in uniforms and scared us enough to end our public school training of “going through the motions”. These years for me meant that I was armed to the teeth with all sorts of weapons including spears, sling shots, bows/arrows, guns, rifles, stones, snow balls, chestnuts, knives and blow darts. I never got hurt and neither did anyone else I was with. 1. I never wore protective head gear while jumping out of trees, riding or swinging. I never got hurt and neither did anyone else I was with. 2. I made traps, to protect forts my friends and I built in trees, by digging holes in the dirt and covering them with sticks and grass. I never got hurt and neither did anyone else I was with. 3. I put World War II bayonets, I dug up from mounds of red clay like dirt I found in the back of the local cutlery, on the end of spears or just hacked things with them. I never got hurt and neither did anyone else I was with. 4. I played in the local cemeteries day or night without knocking or falling over any headstones… 5. I threw snakes in the road and watched cars run over them, they never complained… 6. I went trick-o-treating alone without a light two days in a row, jumping over fences in the dark so I could cover territory faster… 7. I set fire to leave piles and bugs using a magnifying glass… 8. I left home after breakfast without telling anyone, following railroad tracks to the next town and returned before supper, no one complained… 9. I climbed high cliffs and vertical walls of rock high above the same railroad tracks without equipment of any kind and squiggled into unexplored underground caves without rope or light… 10. I explored woods and gullies far from home having never been there before and never got lost… 11. I broke the ends off soda cans, taped them together, poured lighter fuel in one end, put a tennis ball into the other and fired the ball into the air… 12. I took empty 22 and 38 shell casings, filled them with match heads and whacked them with a hammer... 13. I rode my wagon and sled down very steep hills without breaks that suddenly ended with a stop sign, cars or a tree… 14. I walked in creeks not knowing how to swim… 15. I spent the good part of many wintry days outside in the snow, in freezing weather without a hat or snow suit, firing snow balls at anything whether it moved or not, built snow caves that never caved in on me and never got sick… The What-Now years were the last four (15-18) these years you remember but don’t want to because they were not as fun. These events happened, they are all true. I never broke any bones. I don’t hunt, never was a boy scout, don’t rob banks, don’t own a gun and know you don’t point real guns at people or yourself, am not a terrorist, don’t belong to the NRI or any other hunting or other outdoor organization, have never committed a crime or been arrested or jailed, have two good conduct medals awarded from the Navy, passed Navy Intelligence background investigation to qualify for a secret clearance while working with nuclear weapons, spent 30 years with my bare hands in toxic solvents and printing inks. What does all this mean? It means that if my house burns down, God will remind me of better times. He will send me there and I will build a snowman, admire the shiny bulbs and lights on a Christmas tree and be happy. The next day I will go about my business knowing God is in control.
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